B of A to Lynch Merrily in Economic Tower of London

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 7 March 2009

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Hemp kills according to pot deplorers

Investment Limp Firm Merrilly Welynchalong needed Bank of Amerika to buy it up and rescue it from the Bush worldwide economic collapse. That done, the limp firm continued to struggle. Further investigations into the cashmere company revealed that cash was not merely leaking but was actuarily flooding out of the corrupt corporation.

Trader Alexis Stenfors may have been caught redhanded with her/his hand in the corporate cookie jar. Stensfor was awarded Rogue Trader of the Year by the Colonist-Colonizer Conglomerste of Economic Oppressors. But now the transgendered transnational importer- exporter union is recommending that since Tower of London beheading is no longer available due to a shortage of axe grade steel in the UK, a simple hemp rope hanging of the rogue pirate will suffice.

Marijuana legalisation advocates and their low energy allies are supporting the use of hemp while anti-pot fanatics are opposing the hanging and favor some other chemical or artificial fiber form of stae sponsored murder .

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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