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Saturday, 7 March 2009

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Mr Mugabe: "We would like to open a Specsavers in Harare"

Mrs Tsvangirai, the wife of the Zimbabwean Prime Minister, has died in an "accidental" car crash between her vehicle and ten tractors.

The tractors were all driving at an "aggressive pace", according to witnesses. All ten of them struck the vehicle containing Mr and Mrs Tsvangirai at about the same time. Some of the tractors had spears and chainsaws attached to their front bumpers - as defence against tigers. Mr Tsvangirai escaped with minor injuries, but tragically his wife was killed.

It is thought that the tractors were all rushing to a presidential convention, because they all wished to show their support for their tyrannical oppressive moronic president, Robert Mugabe. Mr Mugabe recently declared that he could "outdo those white folks in raping and pillaging a country."

As a result of the country's problems, inflation has recently passed the 3000% mark. Meanwhile interest rates are at a record low of 1% due to the recent credit crunch.

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Topics: Zimbabwe




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