Written by Bureau

Saturday, 7 March 2009

image for Not The Most-Recommended Blues-Singers Of 2009*
Jerry "Incontinent" Duncan failed to make list this year

Pete "Papercut" Crybaby

Big "Raw Red" Johnson

Al "Global Warming" Gore

"Squalin" Cat Stevens

Big "Al Bundy" Ballscratcher

Billy "Hung Dogs" Steinbrenner

Joe "Last Legs" Flyhocker

Jamie "Crabman" Woodcock

Richard "We're All Gonna Die" Simmons

Junior "On The John" Whoopee

Malcolm "Pinworm" Twitcher

Harvey "Runny Pus" Redbone

"Blindman" Vertigo Laplander

"Hotdog" Henry Handshaker

Willie "Beer & Beans" Seatbuster

Bobo "Head Lice" Bernstein.

*All have appeared once only at the Cafe Wha?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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