The World Watches As Vanessa Breaks Zac's Heart...

Funny story written by Maryam

Saturday, 7 March 2009

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Zac - crybaby.

Early Last week Vanessa Dumped Zac stating that "she was bored of him." Zac did his best to bring her back in to his arms but no luck.

Vanessa said to the fans that were following about the breakup "women wanted Zac, So I quit. It wasn't anybody's fault. Just his. I'm glad we broke up."

Zac however stated something different, "We WILL be back together!"

But at a party which a co-star invited them both to, Vanessa was certainly moving on with her life! She had danced with a mystery man who was possibly in his late 20's with an attractive body.

Fans were gob-smacked at the news and were possibly speechless about it.

But at least we can say something comforting to Zac: Good Luck catcing another ho!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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