George W Bush Steals Nation's Embryos

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 7 March 2009

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Just as BH Obama was about to convert the nation's embryos into embryo-yo's to give the world's children toys made from real human beings, former and still worst President ever George W Bush managed with the help of cloned ninja warriors to capture every human embryo from every human embryo freezer in the US of A.

Bush declared mission accomplished from the deck of his ranch house in the Texan outback:

"Me and my army of cloned ninja warriors stratetergized for months about our plan top rescue the god-given life forms in these refrigidaires. But today I want to tell every american embryo that they are now safe. You will never become the playthings of the infantile mionds of evil people like I did. You are safe from the Dick Cheney's and Ronald Dumsfeld's of this world. I wil place yopur little frozen tininess into giagantical freezers powered by nucular energy until the day good Christian folks will implant you eight at a time in the womb of publicity hunting psycho octomommas!"

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