Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019
The absolute final, final, last film in the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" series, starring Harrison Ford and directed by Steven Spielgames will be shot in Britain in 2019, according to Barry Norman (86), who came out of retirement to make the a...
Read full storyAmerican Election Reaching Its Last Hundred Years
After what seems like an eternity, the American Presidential election is reaching its last hundred years.
Read full storyMadonna To Adopt An American Child
News came through today that Madge Madogga, a famous dancer who can't sing or write music, is to adopt an American child.
Read full storyRev Pat Robertson blames satanic Marxism for Myanmar and China disasters
Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): God hates Marxist military dictatorships so much that He sent in His fabled Old Testament typhoon and earthquake machines to run riot through godless hellholes like Myanmar and China.
Read full storyEntire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass
All 100 pupils of a Scottish School were sent home on their last day of school for playing an end-of-term joke. The pupils had been drinking and were quite 'merry' and so decided to pull a stunt that would be forever enshrined in the history...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Officially Declared Worst Ever Presidential Candidate
Today, Mrs Billary Clinton-Lewinsky was declared worst ever presidential candidate in American history, by a team of Harvard scientists, at the George Bush Cloning Department.
Read full storyThis Year's Bilderberg Meeting To Be Held On The Moon
After a flurry of false reports and rumours that the 2008 Bilderberg meeting was held last weekend in Athens Greece, veteran reporter Jim Tucker has swept aside the reports.
Read full story'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver
(Denver CO) Denver police are being warned to expect a riot this summer during the Democratic Convention. The rioters are expected to be Hillary supporters, and once their candidate loses, the Gates of Hell will open.
Read full storyBasic Rate Taxpayers To Get 120p
Reichschancellor Alastair von Darling has increased personal tax allowances, meaning anyone earning over £4,500 will gain 120p this year.
Read full storyThe (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint
Following homophobic views from the British royal family, HRH Prince Harry and his lover Rupert Grint (who by the way have been dating secretly for some time now) are to elope in secret to a disclosed destination.
Read full storyScience Discovers Another Particle We Don't Care About
SAN DIEGO - Scientist here made a stupid discovery of another dumb particle that we don't care about.
Read full storyHelen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding
CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...
Read full storyJobsworths face cuts
To the many 'Jobsworths' in the UK, you are advised to not take things too literally because you might just meet your match!...
Read full storyHunrdeds of The Spoof's writers flock to San Ramon demanding barrels of sweet light crude in exchange for story points
San Ramon, California - (Sweet Light Crude Mess): Chevron Oil's San Ramon HQ will be inundated at the Corp's 28 May annual stockholders meeting as hundreds of writers from TheSpoof.com throng to demand a one-for-one exchange of barrels of cru...
Read full storyMaddie disappearence: was Burma involved?
Calls were made last night to make Burma official suspects in the case of the disappearence of Madeleine McCann. The military junta's lack of care shown to its own people as a result of Cyclone Nargis, which hit the country last Saturday, and th...
Read full storyMan Having Good Day Reminded By Thoughtful Media: People Are Being Killed
AUSTIN - A man having a rare good day wherein nothing seemed to be going wrong, was reminded by a thoughtful media that there were thousands of people dying all over the world and that there was absolutely nothing he could do about it except feel gui...
Read full storyCreationist Parents Seek Protection For Their Kids From Darwinist School Bullies
The parents of children brought up to believe in the Creationist ideology are seeking protective measures to prevent their kids from being picked on by 'nasty' Darwinist troublemakers. "Our children come home every day with cuts and bruises and te...
Read full storyThe Story Part 4 "what happens in Yemin"
This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
Read full storyMcCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep
Washington AC/DC - (Hustings Mess): Forget those sentimental and foolish GOP yearnings for Condoleezza Rice as John McCain's Number 2.
Read full storyDarling announces dye u-turn
The British Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced plans to redistribute hair dye to the most needy part of his epidermis after his £587 billion budget took the dye from his hair and gave it to his well off eyebrows.
Read full storyRaw like Sushi
Sushi outlets throughout London are under threat as disgruntled City workers finally wake up to the fact that they are eating raw fish.
Read full storyGordon Ramsey in the FA Championship Final
Following a hotly fought semi-final, Gordon Ramsey sailed through on points to grab the second place in the FA Final on Saturday.
Read full storyKnee Problems Could Keep Mugabe out of Election Runoff
THE DISASSOCIATED PRESS - Zimbabwe remains in a state of democratic limbo, as the runoff which was supposed to end a more than month long impasse in the general elections may be canceled.
Read full storyLondon - All Mine Mine MINE!!!
Displays of public affection in London could soon be outlawed and deemed illegal if new Mayor, Boris Johnson has his way.
Read full storyBargainous!
Mark Lowton, sainted editor and head-honcho of well regarded spoof website, TheSpoof.com is to make history, with a new word in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Read full storyFilthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy
PROVO, UTAH - A filthy rich couple here showed their love for those in need after donating an old can of pickled beets to the local "Feed the Needy" food drive.
Read full storyUK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics
Figures released today by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) suggest that much-feared inflation is set to spiral out of control, leaving many people "without a penny to scratch their arses with."
Read full storyWeapons Of Mass Destruction Found Under Saddam's Mattress
Baghdad- Excitement ruled the White House today after news that weapons of mass destruction had finally been discovered in Iraq.
Read full storyGenetic Modification of Human Embryos Creates "Big Mac Eaters"
NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Scientists employed at McDonald's Corporation have for the first time genetically altered a human embryo to make the grown person prefer Big Mac hamburgers produced by McDonald's restaurants.
Read full storyMercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"
Brisbane, Australia - Mercedes Corby, sister of convicted drug smuggler Shapelle Corby broke down in court and confessed that her family were all bogans.
Read full storyThat's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)
Ptolemy, (2nd cent. A.D.), the great astronomer, believed that the motionless earth was the center of the universe and the sun, like the moon, traveled around the earth. He believed the stars were just spot lights. Wow! Everybody likes it. Both Copernicus and Galileo failed to convince us, up to now, to abandon saying the sun rises or sets! There are other things we enjoy doing.
Read full storyFirst Double Wedding in US Presidential History!
Worst President Ever George W Bush has a daughter so embarrassed by her father's disgraceful White House residency that she would rather get married amid sage brush and tumble weed on a Texas ranch not very different from the Waco and San Angelo...
Read full storyMoe N Moe Dowdy Confesses Lesbian Love for Hillary!
NY Times once serious Op-Ed columnist, Moe N Moe Dowdy has little by little declined into a screeching attack ad against Senator Clinton. Many of her columns have seemed to betray a jealous longing for Hillary's philandering beau.
Read full storyKarl Rove Brings Moderation to Foxy News
Infotainment has replaced real hard news now in America for a few decades. One all news all the time radio station gives you thirty seconds around the world every hour!...
Read full storyBarack Obama and new Irish Taoiseach Brian Cowen are distant cousins from same County Offaly village
U.S. Presidential hopeful Barack Obama and Ireland's new premier are closely related it was revealed today on a regional Irish radio station.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens collapses during filming of High School Musical (?); shooting stops as EMTs treat superstar
Hollywood, California - High School Musical superstar Vanessa Hudgens is reportedly in stable condition at the hospital now. However, that was not the case earlier in the day when shooting for High School Musical (?) unexpectedly had to be stopped as...
Read full story'Chinese takeaway': 10,000 killed, only 1 billion to go, in newest population reduction plan
BEIJING: The massive earthquake that killed thousands this week was generated by underground detonation of top-secret depopulation weaponry by the People's Republic of China, sources indicate.
Read full storyPelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl
One of the most bizarre incidents in the annals of baseball occurred last night in Boston when an errant pelican dove into Fenway Park, attacked Home Plate, and ignited a 25-minute melee between the World Champs, Boston Red Sox, and perpetual "w...
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