First Double Wedding in US Presidential History!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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Daddy joins daughter in double wedding!

Worst President Ever George W Bush has a daughter so embarrassed by her father's disgraceful White House residency that she would rather get married amid sage brush and tumble weed on a Texas ranch not very different from the Waco and San Angelo communes.

Just when the young lovers thought that they were safe from Bush-barrassment- a plague that has haunted their lives for almost a decade- WPE GWB sprung one of his bone-headed surprises.

Everyone knew Bush had looked deeply into the eyes of Russian leader Vlad "The Impaler" Putin but few expected that the mutual gazes would result in love and marriage.

Apparently they go together like a troika and trotters, since newly wed gay couple Vladimir and Giorgi joined the newly weds in a double wedding ceremony.

Putin confessed that he never met a bush he didn't like and Bush vowed that he would never stop looking for weapons of mass destruction.

A Russian translator at the Fundamentalist Christian and Russian Orthodox ceremony explained that WMD's are Russian slang for really imaginary and really powerful boom-booms.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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