The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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Following homophobic views from the British royal family, HRH Prince Harry and his lover Rupert Grint (who by the way have been dating secretly for some time now) are to elope in secret to a disclosed destination.

Except it is not a secret elopation because I am broadcasting it and it is not I disclosed destination because I am telling you now that they will wed on Blackpool Pleasure beach, how classy.

"It is the perfect romantic ending for me and Haz." Rupert Grint whispered "But shhhh keep it shut because if Haz's granny the queen found out she would have me beheaded or something over dramatic."

Rupert will wed in a long white dress complete with trailing veil and Harry will wear a tux. Emma Watson will be the maid of honour and a blow up prince William (as he is not allowed to know) will serve as best man. Other guest include Sir Elton John and Daniel Radcliffe.

Always being a bad secret keeper, I 'accidentally' approached the Queen and let the royal cat out the bag.

"What in heavens name is one implying?" she asked "My grandson is not that way inclined how dare you suggest otherwise, guards seize her!"

I ran then because not only did I not want to find myself headless but I didn't want to be late for the wedding.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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