Moe N Moe Dowdy Confesses Lesbian Love for Hillary!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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Moe N Moe Dowdy carresses Trojan Bunny named Hillary

NY Times once serious Op-Ed columnist, Moe N Moe Dowdy has little by little declined into a screeching attack ad against Senator Clinton. Many of her columns have seemed to betray a jealous longing for Hillary's philandering beau.

One recent article entitled "What Did Monica Have the a brilliant eloquent aging Irish-American woman doesn't?" set wags tongues flapping. Goth vampires have claimed Moe is one of their own because as Unded4lyef announced on her bloodg: "Moe has her fangs so deeply sunk into Clinton she has not even come up for air!"

In this Sunday's article however a new clue has emerged as to the source of Dowdy's rage. A pretty strange meditation on Hillary's furry bunny and Trojans has got the lipstick femme females garrulously gabbing about Moe's wish for a new mown and moaning lawn and the strapped Clinton campaign's need for a rubberized strap-on. Ms Dowdy has denied all of the Freudian interpretations of her sexsually charged imagery throughout this campaign season: "Sometimes a bunny , a jungle and a Trojan are nothing more than the feverish figments of the press' imagination!"

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