Written by spazzlepadazzle

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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Vicious terriers in disguise

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

This tremendous epic was compiled during many…many…many boring business lessons by myself and my buddy Emma (with bits done by Moorsey, he was the one who kept bringing back Jayjay so I kicked him out).

Created by the simple process of her writing a bit and then me writing a bit and then her etc.

I hope this explains it's somewhat piecemeal effect especially at the start (it gets better I swear) and the complete lack of grammar.

Much of what happens refers to what happened during the day so if you don't get a bit just skip it. Ummm, I think that's it, apart from the promise that I will write something 'propper' for the site when I can be arsed lol.

Yemin is a wonderful place that smells of snowdrops and honeydew, perfect thought APSCBSSSSLFSM, perfect for my latest evil plan "mwahahaahaha". But before I concoct this amazingly amazing plan I am going to swim with the dolphins and become one of them woooooo.

With this thought in mind APSCBSSSSLFSM went out to raise an army of marching platypuses, with silky straight blonde hair that dazzled in the sunlight (the sunlight from Yemin of course).

As the hair blinded all who stood against them the platypuses found it easy to defeat their enemies using nothing but hedgehog flavoured marshmallows. These enemies were actually quite glad to be dead as it meant they were given a hedgehog of their very own. Little did they know these "cute" ikle hedgehogs were vicious Yorkshire terriers in disguise.

BAM SPLAT POW, that was the very very end of the florescent pink enemies wearing itchy blue cardigans of warfare.

APSCBSSSSLFSM now ruled over all of Yemin with what was actually a fair and just democracy, the people did not like him as a ruler though because he was growing very fat and kept squashing people by accident, so they plotted against him. Just like guy Fawkes tried to blow up the houses of parliament the people of Yemin decided just to blow up APSCBSSSSLFSM the flaw in their jolly clever plan was that they had no gunpowder, none, so they shoved marshmallows up his bum instead and ate him.

But this wasn't the end of APSCBSSSSLFSM oh no, bemerly barrison the big gay cucumber had something to say about that. She was married to him (big chunk of story missed out but it was a beautiful wedding) anyhow she then became ruler and decided to bring back Spam mucas!!! Together they could rule an evil and powerful country but she forgot one flaw he was too evil and almost killed her.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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