Written by Clifford Rutley

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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The Moon - Setting of Bilderberg 2008.

After a flurry of false reports and rumours that the 2008 Bilderberg meeting was held last weekend in Athens Greece, veteran reporter Jim Tucker has swept aside the reports.

'The Bilderberg boys are now taking greater measures to prevent the people knowing about their yearly secret shadow world government meetings,' Jim told us. 'They are no longer willing to take meetings anywhere on Earth, especially after the publicity they got after the release of Alex Jones' movie Endgame - Blueprint For Global Enslavement (available for free on Google Video), so this is why I have dismissed the reports.'

According to Jim, Bilderberg have decided that they should put their secret trillions to use and build a permanent base in the Sea of Tranquillity on the Moon. This will prevent anyone, who can't afford a ram jet obiter and interplanetary capsule, from getting anywhere near them, thus protecting their plans for a scientific world dictatorship to force through their dream of getting rip of up to 80 to 90% of the world's population.

They have also decided to start the construction of new homes on the Moon, from where they can watch the death and destruction in safe and secure separation from humanities suffering and end.

They then plan to repopulate the Earth with their superior trans-humanist and post-humanist offspring.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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