After what seems like an eternity, the American Presidential election is reaching its last hundred years.
American voters have been spellbound by their candidates' intelligence and policies, and some have even had nervous breakdowns, due to hearing the astonishing ideas of the likes of Obama Token, and John McPain.
Speaking from his crazy golf course, in Somewhere, the outgoing and teetotalling President, George 'Coke ain't a drink' Bush, said: 'Coke ain't a drink.'
But Democrat hopefully-not-elected, Mrs. Granny Clinton, said: 'I'm a Republican, there's too many slaves in America, y'all, when will those Brits leave us alone?, sniff sniff.'
And speaking from Berlin, German President, Adolf Bushler, said: 'Hey, we planned a Reich for a thousand years, but it only lasted twelve. If only we'd made elections last this long, the British would never have beaten us, the schweinhunds!'
John Paul Jones was never a member of Led Zeppellin, it was Count von Clinton.
