That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

Written by walter

Tuesday, 13 May 2008


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Ptolemy, (2nd cent. A.D.), the great astronomer, believed that the motionless earth was the center of the universe and the sun, like the moon, traveled around the earth. He believed the stars were just spot lights. Wow! Everybody likes it. Both Copernicus and Galileo failed to convince us, up to now, to abandon saying the sun rises or sets! There are other things we enjoy doing.

For instance, "let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits", Bible's "Song of Solomon, is simply a "veiled reference to oral sex".

Well, we know that women feel elated when they expose their cleavage. If you ask them why, they categorically deplore the allegation of arousing men, particularly oldies, baldies and potbellies. To them, this display is simply an instance of fashion, or exhibiting a God gift.

On the other hand, some shrinks believe this notion has got nothing to do with sex. They claim that a newly born baby seeks his or her mother's teats. Nevertheless, men, like the followers of stationary earth, dislike to be categorized as babies. Therefore, they attribute this feeling to sex and suppress their infantile instinct, while females do not wish to be branded as milk women. They may even give up breast feeding so that their breasts remain firm and tight. But they do forget that breast feeding is the only source of pleasure for the mama cat to keep feeding her carnivorous kittens.

Now, how can we, like Copernicus, disprove the new biblical oral sex? In the past, there were a few people like Galileo who were threatened to be burnt at the stakes, but, today, the believers of this biblical revelation are numerous.

We may hypothesize that some males get engaged in this unorthodox sex because of their hidden agendas. However, the biological structure of the male organ is in such a way that men must shy away from anything rough and tough. As a result, men get scared to death to insert this most sensitive part of their body into an unreliable cavity that can crush it in a second between its two grinding stones.

Anyway, if we are lucky to have a safe mouth of an Intern, she needs some additional features to make it more enjoyable: sparkling black eyes, dimpled chicks, whitened regular teeth, and a tongue that can in time wrap around the organ and squeeze it. Additionally, she needs to have two navigating hands that can precisely control the traveling distance and, the ability to hold her breath as long as it takes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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