Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'
The favourite, and world number 3, Crispin Poofe, caused controversy at the Gay World Snooker Championships today, when, during the players' interval, he astonished his fans by refusing to pot an easy brown in favour of a...
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Thousands of Americans are rushing to their nearest Wal-mart store to buy the newest accessory for little girls, Hurricane Dolly.
Read full storyChristian Bale arrested again!
Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested again today after claims that he assaulted himself by sticking a candlestick up his own ass!...
Read full storyI blame the drunks Bush says
Washington AC/DC - (Withdrawal Mess): George Bush has blamed bingeing alkies for the mess America is in.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Does Nothing Newsworthy Today
In what some are calling a "devious and manipulative" publicity stunt, teen sensation Miley Cyrus spent Wednesday, July 23rd doing nothing newsworthy.
Read full storyMissing Canoeists Wife Convicted Of Setting Womble Traps
The wife of missing canoeist John Darwin, was today convicted of setting Womble traps in the garden of her Hartlepool mansion.
Read full storyReverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!
With the U.S. leading the way in the Worlwide consumption of ice cream, a major specialty producer has scored a triple-scoop winner. Ben and Jerry's of South Burlington, Vermont, USA, boasts one of the most diverse and unique fl...
Read full storyGeorge Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge
Washington - U.S President George w. Bush has entered a Washington DC area rehab facility after crowds of onlookers where shocked to see the president carried from a local Texas strip club.
Read full storySenior Citizen Birthrate Soars
Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...
Read full storyBush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"
Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".
Read full storyBishop's conference off to a showbiz start this morning
Forget about gay members of the clergy, women bishops and vergers paying too much attention to their choirboys - this morning's Bishop's conference got off to a cracking, showbiz-style start.
Read full storySpoof writer has 6 billion hits in a day
Bob Muppet, a humble contributor to the highly successful on-line satirical site TheSpoof.com, was shocked when he woke up to find that his story about Jimi Hendrix'...
Read full storyMcCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u
DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.
Read full storyAbu "Hook" Hamza's simple request causes mayhem
Abu Hamza, whose real name is Mustapha Kamel Mustapha, a much funnier name than the one we know and love him for, caused uproar and consternation amongst his supporters and staff at Belmarsh jail on his first ever day of real work since he came to th...
Read full storyCampaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown
News from Number 10 where it was claimed that Dan Glass, a protestor of something or other attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown.
Read full storyCanoeist Wife Up Shit Creek
Anne Darwin the ex canoeists wife recently found guilty of fraud is 'up shit creek' according to a respected lawyer. Her conviction follows the faked death of her husband Peter while canoeing the North East.
Read full storyRadovan Karadzic Found
Radovan Karadzic wanted for war crimes in the Balkan Wars of the early nineties has been found in Hull. It is believed Mr Karrothead had been employed as Hull City's mascot 'Tommy The Trawler' since 1996.
Read full storyMugabe To Defy EU Ban
Robert Mugabe has found a way of defying the EU Ban which prevents him of ever setting foot on continental Europe. It is rumoured that Mr Mugabe intends to digitally remaster himself enabling him to be sent to every fax machine in Europe as a junk fa...
Read full storyGordon Brown Calendar Gesture
Opponents of the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar are to posthumously get their eleven missing days back Gordon Brown has announced.
Read full storyCleanliness Not Next To Godliness Shock
Purists of the English language were left reeling today when the new cable tv programme 'Proverb Busters' concluded that cleanliness was not next to godliness.
Read full storyInnovative Amy waxwork pretty lifelike
London - (Rotters): A waxwork of singer Amy Winehouse trashing notorious Camden boozer Madame Two Swords during a punch-up with local crack dealers has been unveiled in London.
Read full storyMcCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist
Hothead AZ-- John McCain is apoplectic his new campaign slogan is considered racist. The new slogan was unveiled yesterday--He's Right. He's White--and it cost the campaign $2.5 million dollars.
Read full storyRadovan Karadzic Arrested But What About President George Bush?
Radovan Karadzic the killer of 8,000 Moslems is a terrible man. He should be given to a Moslem government country for them to decide how he should die.
Read full storyOldest Biblical Text Now Online, Codex Sinaiticus Contains Some Surprises!
Finally one of the oldest biblical manuscripts has been posted online for all the world to see. The authoritative text has some surprises for the everyday Bible reader. First off, there was no apple in the Garden of Eden. The forbidden fruit is not i...
Read full storyKangaroos Cannot Stand to Be Without Some Tail!
Kangaroos, thought to be one of the most agile marsupials, have been found to be quite unable to stand without some tail.
Read full storyWestminster Quaking as New Political Party Launched
A unique new party threatens to redraw the political landscape in the United Kingdom, adding to the woes of Gorgon Brown and chewing into the popularity of David Cameron.
Read full storyRice Served at Abu Dhabi's Crown Prince's Harem
Sheik Muhammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, The Crown prince of Abu- Dhabi entertained (or was it the other way around) the US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Rice has just come from blasting the Persians for not giving her and mock husband Bush an ele...
Read full storyMugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!
From bloody purge, electoral theft and threatened revolution, Zimbabwe has transitioned to a veritable dance, dance, revolution! Avowed enemies are now dancing the day and night away after a compromise that will make all leaders happy and leave Zimba...
Read full storyBale Needs Bail
Christian Bale, the dark knight of the newest Batman big hit needs bail money. The Welshman is accused of assaulted his mom and sis and is now in the slammer.
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