From bloody purge, electoral theft and threatened revolution, Zimbabwe has transitioned to a veritable dance, dance, revolution! Avowed enemies are now dancing the day and night away after a compromise that will make all leaders happy and leave Zimbabweans in the dumps.
Not unlike the shifty deal that gave George W Bush the White House and Al Gore the Nobel Peace Prize, Zimbabwean rivals have learned an important lesson from the Mock Democracy called the US of A. Every rich and famous fool can win if you just get together and forget about the voters.
The African world waits with breath that smells like bait to find out what shifty deal the threesome have cooked up!? Tune in next time! Same corrupt time, same corrupt channel!