George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

Funny story written by Travis Higgins

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

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an intoxicated President Bush is carried out of Billy's booby bungalow

Washington - U.S President George w. Bush has entered a Washington DC area rehab facility after crowds of onlookers where shocked to see the president carried from a local Texas strip club.

Bush was obviously intoxicated when 2 local dancers carried him from "Billy's Booby Bungalow" just miles from his west Texas ranch.

The obviously aging strippers, clad in John Deere outfits loaded The staggering soon to be ex-president into a 1984 camaro and were followed by secret service to an un disclosed local trailer park where Bush reportedly continued to drink Schlitz and snort lines off the overweight strippers backsides.

Bush, who was arrested in 1976 on a drunken driving charge, has remained relatively trouble free until now.

Laura bush declined to comment on her husbands recent troubles.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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