Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

image for Rice Served at Abu Dhabi's Crown Prince's Harem
Consort Rice will go from W to Z

Sheik Muhammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, The Crown prince of Abu- Dhabi entertained (or was it the other way around) the US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Rice has just come from blasting the Persians for not giving her and mock husband Bush an eleventh hour perk for some last minute diplomacy. Rice is widely acknowledged to be campaigning for post-administration jobs anywhere she can land one.

The Sheik's harem may be the best she can do. The crown prince is renowned for his attraction to fiery and swarthy maidens and Rice has demonstrated both fire and swarth. American President(shame be told) George W Bush, Rice's imaginary friend, told the prince's harem panderer that he could not find a better consort than Condie.

Condie is rumored to have told the Prince... "May Allah be pleased...Get me the fuck out of here!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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