Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested again today after claims that he assaulted himself by sticking a candlestick up his own ass!
After police had released him on bail they returned to his hotel room and allegedly found him bent over on all fours with the candlestick protruding from his butt.
Bale told the shocked cops that he felt another rage coming on and rather than take it out on any innocent people he decided to take it out on his innocent ass.
The cops promptly arrested him and his ass has been removed and questioned. A London bobby told us, "Mr. Bale's ass is pressing charges after such a violent and unexpected attack and at the moment is just happy to be away from him".
