Anne Darwin the ex canoeists wife recently found guilty of fraud is 'up shit creek' according to a respected lawyer. Her conviction follows the faked death of her husband Peter while canoeing the North East.
The judge presiding over the case stated 'You stupid woman you would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids. You were stupid enough to have your photo taken with him in Panama or wherever it was-no use to you know you are for the high jump my girl!'
Human Rights legislation however will allow her to have a paddle.
