BBC Is Being Disrespectful To Moslem Women
A Moslem leader has said a British broadcasting company has been disrespectful to Moslem women and Islam after it aired photographs and information on its website of Moslem women wearing Moslem traditional dress and made nasty comments as well. Th...
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Paranormal researchers have discovered that Hollywood Socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton are actually twins who escaped from Witch Mountain (a story first fictionalized in the 70's movies Escape From Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mounain).
Read full storyThe Magnificence of the Sun in Leo
London - (Cosmic Mess): Brilliant, masterful and magnificent omens are predicted by Hellfire Club soothsayers for Tuesday's solar ingress into the sign of Leo.
Read full storyBrad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston
Hollywood mega-stars and U.N. parents of the year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nearly came to blows when they discovered that their newborn twins closely resemble their ex-lovers, Jennifer Aniston and Billy Bob Thornton. The newborns, who refused to...
Read full storyObama vows to quit antidepressants if elected President
Baghdad, Iraq - (Toxic Ass Mess): White House wannabe Barack Obama has reassured Iraqi Prime Monster Newry Al Malarky he will quit Prozac and detox "within 24 hours" on the natural high of becoming US President in response to German magazin...
Read full storyFinal Warning From Condoleeza Rice On 08/08/08 Alien Invasion
Philadelphia PA-- Condoleeza Rice was obviously insane and very distressed as she addressed a small noontime crowd in front of City Hall today. The speech was made in front of homeless people, lost tourists and bored pigeons.
Read full storyEbert and Roeper Leave Ebert and Roeper
Film critics Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper will be leaving the television show "At The Movies With Ebert & Roeper" due to creative differences with the current producers. The show, originally started in Chicagao over 30 years ago with Ebe...
Read full storyBush Gives American Team Olympic Send Off
President George W. Bush hosted the U.S. Olympic team at the White House and gave them an official send off to the Chinese Olypic Games. At a dinner and reception held outside in the Rose Garden, Bush gave a speech to the athletes and their coaches.
Read full storyBreakout Album by Miley Cyrus to Distance Her from Hannah Montana Image
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus wants to distance herself even further from her squeaky clean, Disney Channel image. She begin this move recently with her sheet wearing Vanity Fair pictures. She will continue it with her soon to be released album t...
Read full storyMany MP's do actually work through their summer recess
As MP's head off for their 76-day (11-week) summer recess, many of them are incensed that some members of the public actually think they are having a long jolly holiday.
Read full storySurvey Finds Most Americans Do Not Know What A Kardashian Is
A new survey by USA Today has discovered that most Americans do not know what exactly a Kardashian is. This is not surprising, as this reporter really isn't all that sure either.
Read full storyBig Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping
The House of Commons has rushed through legislation banning Big Brother housemate Rebecca Shiner from constantly showing off her flabby baps.
Read full storyal-Qaeda to rebrand itself as al-Arguido
al-Qaeda has announced plans to rebrand itself as al-Arguido, in a bid to have a higher profile. This follows the decision by the Portuguese attorney general to lift Arguido status from modern day heroes St Gerry and St Kate McCann. Abdul Jihad, s...
Read full storyLaura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite
At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...
Read full storyZac Efron and Miley Cyrus caught cheating...again
Everyone knows how close Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens are to be right? Well, that was not the case this past Saturday.
Read full storyWhite House Denies Significance of New Locks
Washington, D.C. - There was frenzied speculation inside the Beltway yesterday after it was revealed that President Bush had ordered all of the White House locks changed. A spokesperson for the White House said that this was nothing more than a regul...
Read full storyNew Party Formed to Promote Laziness
"We speak for the lazy people of Britain," proclaimed Mr Hwye Botheughr, announcing the formation this week of the Unemployment Party, which will be contesting all seats at the next General Election. "We speak for those for whom work i...
Read full storyThe Gore Saga, a New Biography
Tennessee Times, July 2008: A new unauthorized biography of Al Gore will hit the bookstores next month. It chronicles the Gore family history from the time the Patriarch Alphonsis Gorelescu left Europe and came to America, to his modern day heirs. Here is the frontispiece summary of this 3211 page coffee table book.
Read full storyIran Will Not Go To Olympic Games
The Iran government has said that it has forbidden the Iran Olympic team to travel to the Olympic Games event in China because of the unfair pressure America is giving it.
Read full storyHidden Code Found In Queens Xmas Speech
A mystical code has been found in all of the Queen's Christmas speeches she has ever done since her instalment as Queen 5000 years ago. The Queen's sppech has been a popular highlight of the yuletide festivities watched by millions all waitin...
Read full storyTaleban Found In Plug Hole
Fifty members of the Taleban have been found in a plug hole in Crewe. The shock discovery was made by Mrs Trouserpress this morning.
Read full storyGreg Norman To Get Married More Often
In light of his recent resurgence at Royal Birkdale, Greg Norman has revealed that he attributes his revival to marrying Chris Evert Lloyd Norman.
Read full storyRafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour
Rafa Benitez moved quickly this morning to distance himself with the speculation surrounding a possible move for Salford FC star Wayne Rooney. The speculation seems to have originated in the Spanish media and moved over to England appearing in less w...
Read full storyDraw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson
Ferguson today admitted that drawing against the Kaiser Chiefs was a disappointing result but fully expected results to improve as fitness improved.
Read full storyGerry McCann incensed
Gibbon faced thug Dr Gerald McCann was today said to be incensed at the Portuguese prosecutor for shelving the case against him and his wife Dr Kate McCann. Spokesman for the prosecutor, Senhor Rui Fufa Sardinha claimed the case was dropped because t...
Read full storyZimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger!
Money in Zimbabwe is worth less and less and less every day so Mr Robert Mugabe the President has told the Zimbabwe Central Bank to start printing a $10,000,000,000 bank note. As well as the new amount the size of the note has changed.
Read full storyOil & Votes
Bin-en-lad the popular Middle East trendsetter is by all accounts going to change his name. I met Lad-en-Bin for a top secret interview just last weekend in a hotel just on the border with a place that sells poppies.
Read full storyCountry First! - McCain's New Presidential Campaign Slogan
John McCain has begun to campaign under the banner Country First! His first announcement of the new slogan came in a surprise marriage ceremony between Dolly Parton and Johnny McC in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator presiding.
Read full storyGuliani to Sell America!
The former NYC mayor who parlayed 9-11 into a multi million dollar security consultant firm has found a new cash cow in the midst of American loss. The Guliani Partners will have begun hawking US real estate to on foreign markets in the wake of his c...
Read full storyUS Multinational Corporations Ads Root for Whatever Country's Olympic Team They Happen to Be Pimping at the Moment!
The broadmindedness and universalism of US multinational corporate advertising is an inspiration to our sometimes deeply divided world.
Read full storyFundies and Catholic Traditionalists Protest Bush Contraception, Abortion and Euthanasia Plan!
Bush spokesperson, Hugh Genics told TheSpoof.com that there are times when we must do the good we can do if the good we ought to do is just not possible:...
Read full storyMovie Has Surprise Twist Ending
In a move that has outraged both movie critics and viewers alike, the recently released film I know what you didn't do last autumn, has a surprise ending leaving viewers shocked and ashamed that they didn't guess the culprit.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Admits He Studied Stanley Unwin
US President George Bush has confided to confidantes, that during the early part of his political development, he studied the British comic genius, Stanley Unwin.
Read full storyMcCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad
Phoenix, Arizona - In order to counter Barack Obama's tour of U.S. troops stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, and his first official meeting with the leaders of England, France and Germany abroad, back stateside, boot camp McCain has announced today...
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