Written by Pointer

Monday, 21 July 2008

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Dollar signs to replace Olympic rings

The broadmindedness and universalism of US multinational corporate advertising is an inspiration to our sometimes deeply divided world.

Capitalist Pepsico chants: Go red for China. The American Junk Food emblem McDonalds declares; Cheer for China. Addidas will be on the feet of dozens of national Olympic teams and each of those countries athletes will be appearing on their home TV's selling US products.

"Coke had it right a long time ago", ad guru Selline Mimadre, "US corporations would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. The song is buy, buy and buy some more. If there is no allegiance, then there can be no conflict and no war, World peace through corporate greed!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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