Zimbabwe Money Is Getting Bigger!

Funny story written by Farida Benamar

Monday, 21 July 2008

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The new money

Money in Zimbabwe is worth less and less and less every day so Mr Robert Mugabe the President has told the Zimbabwe Central Bank to start printing a $10,000,000,000 bank note. As well as the new amount the size of the note has changed.

The new note will be 2 metres long and 1 metre deep!

Mr Mugabe says there is plenty of paper to print the money with because he made a good saving on all the election ballot papers he didnt print!

Just one of the new currency notes will be able to buy a kilo of dust from the ground, the life of a Zimbabwe person or a loaf of bread whichever one you want.

If you want to buy two or more persons lives you can usually get a special discount.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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