Fifty members of the Taleban have been found in a plug hole in Crewe. The shock discovery was made by Mrs Trouserpress this morning.
'I came down to get a tin of meat for the cat and noticed a whole host of anti western sentiment coming from my sink. On closer examination I notice several men with beards trying to climb out of the plug hole and climb onto my recent installed mahogany kitchen worktops'
Anti terrorist police were contacted and the individuals were arrested for blocking the drains with fundamental Islamic ideologies.
This is not the first time Mrs Trouserpress has been affected by a swarm of individuals in her plumbing systems. Last year she was tormented by a swarm of Des O'Connors coming from an overflow pipe and the year before had had her washing machine plumbed into Prince Edward by mistake.
