Guliani to Sell America!

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 21 July 2008

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Collapse of US Real Estate is Rudy's new 9-11

The former NYC mayor who parlayed 9-11 into a multi million dollar security consultant firm has found a new cash cow in the midst of American loss. The Guliani Partners will have begun hawking US real estate to on foreign markets in the wake of his countrymen's bankruptcies, foreclosures and the collapse of the dollar.

Guliani said that he learned a long time ago that there is a silver lining in every dark cloud and that sometimes there's gold in them thar tragedies:

"Why do you think I've been married three times and my own children won't talk to me. You have got to keep it lean and mean in this world. If Arab terrorists give you lemons, you just got to make lemonade!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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