Written by Korky

Monday, 21 July 2008

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Greg Grows More Testicles To Cope With Chrissie's Demands In The Bedroom Department

In light of his recent resurgence at Royal Birkdale, Greg Norman has revealed that he attributes his revival to marrying Chris Evert Lloyd Norman.

'She has done me the world of good' he told a packed press conference, 'I have decided that I am going to marry her before each major tournament I play in in future'

Mr Normal has been out of the limelight for a while. He was recently spotted on the pitch and putt at Lytham St Annes Promenade because the local golf club considered the great white shark to be all washed up. Prior to that he was on the crazy golf course in Skegness.

Commenting on her husband's wish to marry her again and again Mrs Looyd Evert Normal doo dah said-'I am so glad that Greg proposed in the first place. So many men up to now thought that I swung towards the Billie Jean King side of the court'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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