Horror In Argentina As GM Crops Attack Farmer
In what is thought to be the first such incident of its kind in Latin America, GM crops are being blamed for an unprovoked attack on a 58-year-old farmer in Argentina.
Read full storyBig Brother Rebecca Survives Despite Her Fat Legs And Saggy Tits
Big Brother Rebecca, or Bex, or Rebecca, come to think of it, has survived tonight's latest round of evictions despite her fat legs, saggy tits and spontaneous outbursts of ridiculous childish an...
Read full storyMcCain Kicks Librarian Out Of Town-Hall Meeting
Denver, Colorado - In an effort to keep the peace, John McCain's security forces ordered the Denver Police, (public servants salaried by tax payers) to throw out 62-year-old librarian Carol Kreck from a Town-Hall meeting on charges of trespassing...
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is
Read full storyBearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls
A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles! The secret was blown on Monday when, as the circus...
Read full storyVan Helsing Targets Eddie Murphy
Van Helsing has come out of retirement to end Eddie Murphy's reign of terror at the box office. It was revealed this week that Eddie Murphy, humanely "put down" shortly after the release of "Norbit" last year, has been mysteriously reanimated and is…
Read full storyLarge Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics
Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materia...
Read full storyAngelina's Twins Not Brad's
Once a gain I bring news of shocking celebrity scandals straight from the recesses of my own mind. The voices are telling me today that heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie's twin babies are NOT husband Brad Pitt's. They are in fact close friend T...
Read full storyPeriod property market hits three day slump
Estate Agents throughout the UK are warning of a troubling three day slump in the Period Property market.
Read full storyNHS Bed Crisis
As the NHS heads towards another bed crisis supermarket giant Tesco have stepped in to help.
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo To Play For Bury Next Season
Cristiano Ronaldo, the unsettled Manchester United and Portugal divist, has revealed in a statement through someone who can speak English, that he will serve out the final year of his United contract playing for League Two strugglers...
Read full storyJohn McCain's iPhone 3G Blog
(Washingtion, D.C.) It was a blog entry on JohnMcCain.com that could have been easily overlooked in the wake of the comments made earlier this week in "The Washington Post" by top adviser to McCain, Phil Gramm, no relation...
Read full storyU.S. Cigarettes Invade Iran
North Carolina (AP) - By far, the leading U.S. export to Iran is Cigarettes. Also among the leading exports are Bra's and Bull Semen. Bull Semen? This may explain Iranian women and those facial scarves.
Read full storyMySpace Poster Outed as Fraud
30 year old IT worker Greg Harlem sparked outrage when he revealed that he was not actually Nelsons Column and had been posing as the London based statue online for some time.
Read full storyMy Aussie Family Chaos
After the first airing of BBC sitcom 'My Family' in Australia controversial newspaper 'The Australian Prendergast' caused minor upset by printing a racist review comparing the show to the Second World War and making comments about the...
Read full storySmurf Politics Rethink
Bad boy historian Hopkin Wells or 'Hip-Hopkins' made the controversial claim that the Smurfs were in fact a dictatorship and not a communist society as first thought.
Read full storyEastenders Film Emergency Episode
Lamb Tucker, producer of BBC Drama Eastenders announced that Eastenders would be taking a short break so that they can film an emergency episode.
Read full storyDavis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win
London - (Hideous Mess): Thatcher puppet David Cameron's political career is all but over after former undercover SAS officer David Davis nailed his civil liberties colours with a thundering 17,000+ vote by-election win.
Read full storyVatican profits bomb
Rome - (Unholy Mess): Vatican profits nosedived last year despite record revenues from staple income sources such as altar boy pimping, nuclear arms proliferation, general arms dealing, drug running, the slave trade, money laundering, simony-related...
Read full storyBrooklyn Bridge Moves To Abu Dubai
New Yawk NY-- Yesterday the tiny emirate of Abu Dubai announced they have bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Today they announced the New Yawk landmark will be dismantled and then reconstructed in the oil-rich state.
Read full storySepp Sings: The Magic of Sepp Blatter in Concert
BandWagon Buster International is pleased to release this limited edition 3 DVD Box Set of Sepp Blatter showstoppers:...
Read full storyPreventing or Mitigating Future Crises
TEXT: Following is one section of the Bernanke speech on Financial Regulation & Stability in his Congressional testimony, dated 10th July, 2008.
Read full storyNew 3G iPhone solves middle east peace crisis
The hotly anticipated new invention from those boys in silicon valley has now arrived - the telephone! With this ingenious device you can speak to someone else who is not in earshot. they might even be in the next village.
Read full storyPresident Bush Calls for Strike on Burundi
After President Bush had a meeting with Halliburton executives and hearing of their plans to set up a headquarters in Burundi, U.S. Intelligence submitted that Burundi may be developing weapons of mass communication. It is rumored that one Burundi c...
Read full storyWill Video Kill the Theatre Stars?
More and More speculation is mounting that all is not well within the confines of the latest musical to grace the illustrious theatres of Broadway - Dead Radios: A Buggles Musical.
Read full storyCricket First Test Abandoned As Crowd Giving Kevin Pietersen Standing Ovation, Refuses To Sit Down
There were amazing scenes at Lords yesterday, when the First Cricket Test between England and South Africa had to be abandoned for the day, after spectators giving Kevin Petersen, the England batsman, a standing ovation, refused to sit down. Piete...
Read full storyDrunk driving found to be pretty fun
In what might be the biggest blow to anti-drunk driving laws and advocates since the introduction of the Chrysler Minibar, top alcoholics have proven drunk driving to be "hella fun." Although the theory had been known to many for many years...
Read full storyIranian Fireworks Display: McCain Calls Apocalypse; Obama: Oooo Ahhh!
Iranian military manifestations similar to the bluster and intimidation practiced by many nations around the globe have become a US Presidential Election issue.
Read full storyBush Farewell Embarassment Tour at Last G-8
"A humiliated nation cannot wait to get rid of you" was the inscription on the floral wreath sent to the Tokyo G-8 meeting by the US State Department. The target of the prank the idiot known as W was so busy glad handing, back slapping and...
Read full storyNew Self-Help Therapy Sweeps the Nation: STFU!
Rising Media superstar, Dr Sandy Lee Rogers has been collecting acclaim and kudos galore for her newest, latest self-help therapy program called STFU! Introduced as a book, then the DVD and now an afternoon talk show rivaling the Oprah nation, Dr San...
Read full storyPoll: Majority of Americans Say Immigrants Should Speak English More Better
The vast majority of Americans -- 83% according to a recent poll -- say that it's more important for immigrants to learn to...
Read full storyObama makes pitch to women
Barrack Obama in a campaign event with his former rival Hillary Clinton, addressed the glass ceiling that many women face in the working world and the issue of sexism.
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