My Aussie Family Chaos

Funny story written by News Jam3

Friday, 11 July 2008

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After the first airing of BBC sitcom 'My Family' in Australia controversial newspaper 'The Australian Prendergast' caused minor upset by printing a racist review comparing the show to the Second World War and making comments about the Nazi Party.

We caught up with some of Australia's current biggest Celebrities to see what they think.

    Harben Tuport (Australia's first Zombie and Australia's celebrity big brother winner): "I think its terrible that the 'Prendergast' have to stoop to such lows, I read a great article in there the other day about pencils…Why cant they write more thinks like that?"

    Mary Fish (Human Car): "What's the big deal, I have made hundreds of racist remarks and no one bats an eyelid"

    Simon Gravel (Astronaut/bin man): "racism is unacceptable in any case, in fact if there is one thing I hate more that the Germans its racism"

    'Frazzle' (political right activist): "I really have no opinion"

    Howie Marks (popular alternative comedian): "What next? Will they say that, I don't know…golf is raciest! You know! Or…or maybe they will say that anything being said at all is raciest and everyone will have to stop talking…you know!"

    Sparky Jones (first man to 'go over'): "we all die sometime!"

The 'Prendergast' will be publishing a full apology at the end of the month and giving away a 'Pro-Germany' poster of a cat pretending to play tennis.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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