U.S. Cigarettes Invade Iran

Funny story written by Don Davis

Friday, 11 July 2008

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North Carolina (AP) - By far, the leading U.S. export to Iran is Cigarettes. Also among the leading exports are Bra's and Bull Semen. Bull Semen? This may explain Iranian women and those facial scarves.

When asked about the export of American Cigarettes to Iran an anonymous source at the Pentagon replied "can you think of an easier way to conquer Iran?" He paused momentarily and then continued "If we can't send in Rambo we'll send in the Marlboro Man. If we can't send in Chuck Norris we'll send in Joe Camel. Who needs Smith and Wesson when you have Benson & Hedges"?

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