Iranian Fireworks Display: McCain Calls Apocalypse; Obama: Oooo Ahhh!

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Friday, 11 July 2008

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Iran lights up the sky

Iranian military manifestations similar to the bluster and intimidation practiced by many nations around the globe have become a US Presidential Election issue.

Republican hopeful Johnnie McC warned the world that Iranian missiles could destroy the earth and most of the solar system. The fact that Iranian missile tests failed to exceed the fire power of the Grucci family fireworks display in NYC harbor for 4th of July seemed to escape the former POW.

The Change candie Barack H. Obama , on the other hand enjoyed the Iranian display while watching from on board the SS Israeli Jerusalem. The Democandie appreciated Iran's advancements in pyrotechnics and suggested that as part of his face to face diplomacy he might offer the US Independence Day fireworks contract to Iran.

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