Angelina's Twins Not Brad's

Funny story written by laugh master

Friday, 11 July 2008

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Cruise went all pixellated and jaggy when he heard the news

Once a gain I bring news of shocking celebrity scandals straight from the recesses of my own mind. The voices are telling me today that heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie's twin babies are NOT husband Brad Pitt's. They are in fact close friend Tom Cruise's.

Talking exclusively from his Dubai home, Cruise tells one of my source, Scoobie-Poopie-Doo and myself about the night of passion he and Jolie had which has resulted in her expecting twins.

'We never meant for it to happen. We had way too much wine one night and before we knew it, we were 'making love' on the sofa I'm sitting on. Ovbiously it's been cleaned but we never thought this would happen.'

Will Brad go back to ex wife Jennifer Anniston for refuge, only time will tell.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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