New Self-Help Therapy Sweeps the Nation: STFU!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 11 July 2008

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Dr Sandy's fans shout: STFU!!!!

Rising Media superstar, Dr Sandy Lee Rogers has been collecting acclaim and kudos galore for her newest, latest self-help therapy program called STFU! Introduced as a book, then the DVD and now an afternoon talk show rivaling the Oprah nation, Dr Sandy Lee has received rave reviews for her ground breaking innovations in therapy.

The Harvard Review declared her work: "The first truly honest development in 21st Century psychology!" The Freud Institute called her insight excellent, while The Adlerian Collective deemed it more than excellent and the Jungian Unconscious dubbed her most excellent!

STFU! seems to be best understood by the new TV talk show hosted by the good doctor and a Phalanx of faithful disciples. The show offers a parade of troubled folks who tell their tale of woe while Dr Sandy Lee appears to listen supportively. The audience of the loyal followers seems to do the same until the dramatic moment when the assembly led by their guru respond to the pained complainant. In one resounding voice the lamenter is told: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

The results have been amazing according to studies conducted on STFU! therapy. Congenital and incorrigible complainers have been cured on the spot by the shock therapy of Sandy Lee. Personal testimonies abound as to how this powerful new tool has changed people's lives. Psychology Today interviewer, Pop Syke told Dr Sandy the latest results of a study demonstrating that her therapy may be the most effective mental health tool since hypnosis. The therapeutic phenom looked kindly at the admiring interviewer and declared: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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