Obama makes pitch to women

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Friday, 11 July 2008

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Obama asks women a favor

Barrack Obama in a campaign event with his former rival Hillary Clinton, addressed the glass ceiling that many women face in the working world and the issue of sexism.

His advice to women was to be more open to providing sexual favors and other menial task to their male co-workers:

"Some of us just have to work alittle bit harder than others, there is no shame in it at all. We all can try and find ways to fit in and bridge the gap between the sexes and races; look I want to bring people together and facilitate change and unity.

"Women in the work place can advance, can achieve, as long as they are open to providing the sexual services that men require; other things like getting coffee, cleaning around the office, will once again make the American work place a more productive environment and grow the economy.

"His own Grandmother went from secretary to Vice President of a Bank, how in the hell do you think she accomplished this?"

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