Sepp Sings: The Magic of Sepp Blatter in Concert

Written by El Jefecito

Friday, 11 July 2008

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BandWagon Buster International is pleased to release this limited edition 3 DVD Box Set of Sepp Blatter showstoppers:

Sepp Blatter is the Charismatic Showman and Undisputed leader of the FIFA Big Band Sound Orchestra. Famous for his thought provoking, socially aware lyrics, his unmistakable voice and his famous Scantily Clad Dancing Girls, The Half Time Oranges, with their sequined away kits and bottom hugging shorts. It's Orange Peeling Time with the biggest show in football.

Recorded Live at the Pithley Moor Working Mens Club in front of a good 20 or so locals, this is the entertainment extravaganza that firmly re-establishes Sepp as the Thinking Woman's Crooner.

His sell out tour of dug-outs has been preserved and lovingly packaged to provide Sepps fans with a timely reminder that he is still, the Voice of Football.

Disc 1:

    Sepp the Early Years. A unique fly on the wall documentary team from St.Agnes' Convent School for Girls chronicle Sepps rise to fame from his humble beginnings as Head of Public Relations of the Valaisan Tourist Board in his native Switzerland, as well as General Secretary of the Swiss Ice Hockey Federation to the early 1970s, when Sepp was elected president of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders, an organisation formed to protest at "women replacing suspender belts with pantyhose". It was this experiance that allowed Sepp to create the Ann Summers approved regulation Football Strips favoured by today's modern game.

Disc 2:

    It's Sing-a-long-a-Sepp with the best of his Showtunes including, (That's the sound of the men working on) The Chain Gang, Jailbreak, Please Release Me, De do Ron Ron Ron, De do Ron Ron, How the MarMighty have Fallen and many more. Complete with the Half Time Oranges Shirt Swapping Burlesque Review. Football has never been so entertaining.

Disc 3:

    Special bonus disc containing previously unseen private collection footage of Sepp relaxing away from the lens of the world's Media. Includes out-takes from official ceremonies such as the "What's wrong with tighter shorts" moment at the Suffragette Soccer Sixes Tournement in Kabul through his legendary "You never see Foreign countries appointing Foreign coaches" stand-up routine at Soho Square to the pioneering work that Sepp does to free Hostage footballers from the shackles of the football plantations.

A must for real Sepp fans. This Platini-um Selling fantastic Box Set is yours for just the price of the remaining years of your contract.

Available now from stockists. Released through Captive Records Ltd.

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