Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who has no problems in Iraq and Afghanistan, said: "The whole world is now watching Burma." Buddha Hell!
With security forces firing warning shots and tear gas canisters, and hauling militant bad boy Buddhas away … it's not hard to see why we should be watching.
The crackdown happened as an army of angry Buddhas said Enuff! and rampaged against Burma's mean military junta.
Buddhas (or monks) used to follow an overly traditionalist code of conduct called the Vinaya. But not any more. They've joined the human race … and how!
Militant Buddha's Boozy Smash
Size 22 Mega Babes and the Big Bad Buddhas
Bikini Bare Breast Bonanza for Wild Buddhas
Buddha's Hilarious New Hair Style
Where the Fu-manchu is Burma?
What's Not Happening in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Note: This satirical media hatchet job is based on The Currant Bun's handling of the Burma situation, or Bummer in Burma!