Man Vs Wild is Back

Wednesday, 26 September 2007

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Bear has put on a bit of weight since the last show

Melbourne, Australia (IP) - Man Vs Wild is back on the air as of Monday night. The Discovery Channel has worked out its differences with the star of the show, Bear Grylls.

Bear has agreed to do some survival shows where he goes into unfriendly ghettos and must survive living among unfriendly folks there for a week. He is given a stainless steel .50 caliber Desert Eagle and all the ammunition he can carry which is a departure from previous programming where he never carried a firearm.

Bear was eaten by cannibals recently and fortunately the Discovery Channel was able to clone Bear by using strands of his hair they had been storing in a test tube in their underground DNA storage facility.

The new Bear has been programmed not to visit four star hotels while he is filming episodes of Man Vs Wild and the new Bear has agreed to work for a lot less than the old Bear.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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