Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

Written by The Macster

Wednesday, 26 September 2007

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The humvee before it was stolen by Beckhams

In yet another further attempt at finding fame in America, medical guinea pig David Beckham and his rake-thin homemaker wife Victoria, stole a HumVee and caused 5 billion dollars worth of damage driving on the wrong side of the road in a three hour motor vehicle wrecking frenzy that covered 198 miles of Southern California's roads.

The couple's desperate action, believed to be an attempt to obtain media coverage by appearing live on America's Car Chase TV Network came to an end when they were arrested by Sheriff Carlsberger Blenkingruble III of No Name City, California.

Sheriff Blenkingruble hadn't heard of the wannabe celebrity couple but commented that David 'had a mighty pretty mouth'

Ironically, not a single mile of the the journey was covered by the American media as Paris Hilton had been purchasing underwear in Rodeo Drive at the time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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