Last Remaining 15-Year Cicada Kicks the Bucket

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 26 September 2007

image for Last Remaining 15-Year Cicada Kicks the Bucket
"Dirk" -- dead at less than one month old.

Camp Kamanawanalaya, NY - Following the usual orgiastic "summer of love", the last remaining 15-year Cicada finished off one final cigarette and then perished with a smile on his face this week.

The elusive 15-year Cicada (a happy-go-lucky cross between the 13-year and the 17-year varieties) was discovered only a few weeks ago when a group of counselors closing up summer camp found the horde of insects mating in a broom closet.

'Dirk', as he was known, spent his last few days chirping along to music. He was particularly fond of the Rolling Stones. Looking like a guy who intends to stay at the party all night even after all of the other guests have left, he departed this world suddenly and without a peep.

Observers report that he really did appear peaceful when he finally passed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more