For Sale: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's suit
I have in my possession a suit belonging to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I will be putting this suit up for auction on eBay soon but I wish to give my friends here first refusal at this very important piece of political memorabilia.
Read full storyDentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"
Crackpot dentist Boner Butt from Bury, Greater Manchester forced women patients to convert to Islam, a disciplinary hearing of the General Dental Council heard.
Read full storyRetailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco
Top food, clothing, white goods, insurance, electronics, luggage, newsagent, books and Christmas decoration outlet, Tesco, is in hot water today after a customer bought an orange that was past its sell by date.
Read full storyCraig's When 'Yes' Means 'No' Court Plea Reminiscent of Clinton Impeachment Defense
Edina, Minnesota - (Ass Mess): A senior Minnesota judge will be hear today Senator Larry Craig's definition of 'yes' and 'no' relating to a guilty plea of allegedly making sexual overtures to an undercover male police officer at M...
Read full storyTussauds New York Desperate for Nude Vanessa Hudgens Waxwork
New York - (Barecheek & Ass Mess): "We're willing to pay top dollar to create a nude Vanessa Hudgens waxwork statue," a New York's Madame Tussauds museum source told a press conference today.
Read full storyNo Kate Middleton Tussauds Waxwork 'Now or Ever': Report
London - (Ass Mess): Waxworks museum Madame Tussauds has said it has no plans now or in the future to cast an image of desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton 'on aesthetic, humanitarian or conservation grounds'.
Read full storyRon Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict
Lake Huron, The Open Sea - Rudy Rompson was thrown overboard Sunday after about thirty Ron Paul supporters discovered his stowaway hideout and resourcefully took a...
Read full storySkull 'n' Bones Osteoporosis Division shields Camilla from Diana inquest probe
Clarence House, London - (Conspiracy Courier): Hellfire Club grandees in London believe their counterparts at the Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'n' Bones have shielded Camilla from investigation int...
Read full storyFormer convent's topless hotel plans in jeopardy
Tenby, Pembrokeshire - (Ass Mess): Plans for a former convent to be converted into a topless hotel servicing the upper end of the hospitality and lapdancing club niche market have gone awry in Tenby.
Read full storyBritain Declares War On Morocco
It was announced by Downing Street at lunchtime today, that Britain is at war with Morocco, and that all diplomatic relations have been broken off.
Read full storyPosh to have 8 more kids, Mourinho to manage "Team Beckham"
Sensation has swept the premier league with news that former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will make a million dollar move to the American Major League Soccer to manage a team full of Beckhams.
Read full storyFormer Millwall & Arsenal Legend Peter Theo For Chelsea Top Job
Greece, Hellenic Republic, September 26, 2007 -- Unconfirmed rumors have Peter Theo on the list of candidates to take over the reigns at Chelsea FC after the sudden departure of Jose Mourinho.
Read full storyBrown - Watch Burmas Bash Buddhas Now You Idiots
Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who has no problems in Iraq and Afghanistan, said: "The whole world is now watching Burma." Buddha Hell!...
Read full storyFly Complains To The Spoof About Use Of Picture
The Spoof has landed itself in hot water over the use of a picture of a fly in its image library, says a report.
Read full storyVigilant umpires prevent Pakistan's World Cup bid
Pakistan's cricketers have admitted they lost the 20/20 World Cup final against India because the umpires stopped them from cheating.
Read full storyLast Remaining 15-Year Cicada Kicks the Bucket
Camp Kamanawanalaya, NY - Following the usual orgiastic "summer of love", the last remaining 15-year Cicada finished off one final cigarette and then perished with a smile on his face this week.
Read full storyUSA and France Do Big Business With Iran
PARIS (FMLiveWire) - The USA and France do big business with Iran which undercuts their calls for further UN sanctions against the Islamic country, according to research by FMLiveWire.
Read full storyWarren Jeffs married to fellow inmate "Big Rosco" in quiet ceremony at Utah county jail
Polygamist and child abuser Warren Jeffs was last night married to fellow inmate and jail bully "Big Rosco" Tanner at a ceremony in the penitentiary showers, attended by other prisoners and watched by guard...
Read full storyLost "Millennium Bug" Found
Scientists today confirmed that they have found the elusive "Millennium Bug" which was set to cause havoc in the year 2000.
Read full storyBeckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'
In yet another further attempt at finding fame in America, medical guinea pig David Beckham and his rake-thin homemaker wife Victoria, stole a HumVee and caused 5 billion dollars worth of damage driving on the wrong...
Read full storyEx-AT&T CEO Whitacre mocks employees at layoff party
Former AT&T CEO Ed Whitacre paid a visit to a Schaumburg, Illinois golf clubhouse on Tuesday to mooch drinks from and mock 60 freshly laid-off employees.
Read full storyMan Vs Wild is Back
Melbourne, Australia (IP) - Man Vs Wild is back on the air as of Monday night. The Discovery Channel has worked out its differences with the star of the show, Bear Grylls.
Read full storyPeru Meteor Sold on Ebay
Pasadena, California (IP) - The meteorite that landed in Peru and reportedly made people ill has been sold on Ebay.
Read full story'The Brady Bunch': Americans favorite alternative lifestyle family TV show gets new NC-17 rating; moves from TV Land to Spice channel
Hollywood, California - Unlike the other fanfare of TV shows of the late sixties on TV Land like "My Three Sons", "Family Affair", "The Nanny and the Professor" and "The Partridge Family" all had the reoccurrin...
Read full storyDiscovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man
Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...
Read full storyGiuliani Suggests Pie Eating Contest to End Iraq War
In a bid thought to pander to the anti-war wings of both the Democratic and Republican parties, Rudy Giuliani today announced what he is calling "A messy but bloodless solution to the Iraq War". His plan is to invite all tribal leaders of t...
Read full storyFrench Mime, Marcel Marceau, Dies at 84; World Observes a Moment of Silence
Paris, France - Inspired by the silent movies as well the Italian Renaissance and theatrical styles of ancient Greece, there was more behind the man in white makeup and gloves in a black and white shirt than met the eye. With his strangely silent mov...
Read full storyCalifornia Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected
After analyzing massive amounts of seismic data, scientists for the Global Earthquake Detection Authority (GEDA) announced today that the long predicted massive California earthquake will happen at least two weeks later than previously thought.
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