There were 257 spoof news stories published in September 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !

Funny story: Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !

Deemed by millions as the World's Most Beautiful Woman, Aishwarya Rai burst upon the international stage when her striking beauty, poise and commanding intelligence won her the Miss World crown in 1994. She is the reigning Queen of Bollywood, the hig...

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Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Funny story: Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...

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No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

Funny story: No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.

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It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

Funny story: It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

Liverpool - 9th September 2005.

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Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

Funny story: Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...

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Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

(AP) Entertainer and virgin Britney Spears gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. A spokesman for the singer gave this statement: "The baby was born through normal means. While he did come into the world naked, it was done tastefully and was not sexua...

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AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from...

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Tom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery

Funny story: Tom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery

Crying foul and looking fouler, Tom Selleck has decided to sue plastic surgeon Ismar Ramsi after Ramsi botched a nose, face, and eye job on Selleck.

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Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Funny story: Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Literature. London - Friday 1st April. Bloomsbury, publishers of the Harry Potter books, have released the title of the next installment in the series about the boy wizard. The publication, which doesn't go on sale until August, will be call...

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President to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass

Funny story: President to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass

White House Spokesman Trent Duffy held a press conference earlier today to reveal that President Bush will be undergoing major surgery some time next week to have his head removed from his ass.

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New York Yankees To Build Orbiting Baseball Stadium Of Unspeakable Power

Funny story: New York Yankees To Build Orbiting Baseball Stadium Of Unspeakable Power

Emperor George Steinbrenner today revealed that his Evil Empire has already begun construction on a baseball stadium in orbit over the forest moon of Endor. This new Death Diamond will house the New York Yankees, a horrific sports franchise capable...

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Bowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format

Funny story: Bowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format

(New York, New York) Following years of legal wrangling with the FCC, legendary New York radio personality Howard Stern has now "thrown in the towel" and converted his morning show into a "forum for discussion of pressing world iss...

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President George Bush Coordinates Bible Drop For Hurricane Katrina Victims in New Orleans

Funny story: President George Bush Coordinates Bible Drop For Hurricane Katrina Victims in New Orleans

WASHINGTON (AP)-US President George Bush has taken personal control of the coordination of relief efforts for the thousands of dying victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and throughout the Deep South.

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George Bush Tells New Orleans Refugees to Eat Some Cake

Funny story: George Bush Tells New Orleans Refugees to Eat Some Cake

WASHINGTON-US President George Bush has urged the victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to eat some cake.

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Survivor Richard Hatch Wins Immunity Against IRS

Funny story: Survivor Richard Hatch Wins Immunity Against IRS

New York -- Always a player, Survivor Richard Hatch won immunity from the IRS in the first episode of Survivor: Tax Court. The series is being filmed in Antigua, where Hatch reportedly keeps the bulk of his personal fortune. Hatch now faces...

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FEMA Head Mike Brown Judged Horse's Behind

Funny story: FEMA Head Mike Brown Judged Horse's Behind

Washington -- Mike Brown, FEMA head responsible for the completely bungled federal rescue efforts in New Orleans, worked for 11 years prior to becoming head of FEMA managing and ajudicating horse shows. Aside from membership in the Republican party...

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God resigns from Faith Inc.

Funny story: God resigns from Faith Inc.

In a final gesture of exasperation GOD, C.E.O of Faith Inc has resigned.

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Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro

Funny story: Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro

London -- First Vince Neil, lead singer of Motley Crue breaks his leg with a fall from the stage. Now, supermodel Kate Moss, already dealing with a raging cocaine habit, was reportedly "seriously injured" while attempting to perform an...

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King Tut's Underwear to Tour US

Funny story: King Tut's Underwear to Tour US

The underwear once worn by the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun is the centerpiece of a new touring exhibition entitled "Tutankhamun and the Golden Ass of the Pharaohs." After a successful run in Europe, where it was entitled "Tutankhamun: the Go...

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President George Bush Drinking Again!

Funny story: President George Bush Drinking Again!

WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...

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Playboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall

Funny story: Playboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall

The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...

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New Orleans Alligators Demand Tabasco from FEMA

Jefferson Parish -- Alligators assisting in the clean-up of Hurricane Katrina victims have reportedly demanded 50,000 gallons of Tabasco sauce from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). According to the Central Reptile Organizing Comittee...

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WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

Funny story: WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...

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Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?

Funny story: Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?

Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and "Everything else American including Wonderbread'" today announced the possibility of his riding a...

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Superdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior

Funny story: Superdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The Superdome is offering Paleontologists a rare glimpse at what life was like for early hominids such as Neanderthal. As more and more refugees flock to the building scientists are becoming more and more excited about the a...

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Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"

Funny story: Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"

Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they? Apparently by now you all have heard about the Zellweger/Chesney annulment. Us here at The Spoof have just found out from Renee herself that the wedding was a scheme to get back at her exboyfrie...

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Oxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek

Funny story: Oxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek

LONDON - The Oxford University wlll introduce a new English word to the Oxford Dictionary which is termed as Tetek pronounced as te-tek or simply in its acronym T-Mode.

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WalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores

Funny story: WalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores

ROGERS, AR - The WalMart Corporation today announced they are beginning construction on exclusive apartments, condominiums and offices to be located atop their popular super stores.

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Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'

Funny story: Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'

CUPERTINO, California - When Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs revealed his company's latest iPod to the world a few weeks ago, experts were immediately floored by the device's extremely small size.

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Hilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins

Funny story: Hilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins

Hollywood sisters and actresses Hilary and Haylie Duff have entered a motion in family court to become twins. "I want to be two years older like my sister Haylie," said Hilary, "then I wouldn't be a minor and my boyfriends and I c...

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Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident

Funny story: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident

WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing every man deserves: a little well-earned respec...

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Bob Dylan Tops Yet Another Poll

Funny story: Bob Dylan Tops Yet Another Poll

Accolades continue to shower upon rock legend Bob Dylan with him now receiving the honour of writing the greatest ever line in popular song.

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Tyra Banks Launches Titillating Breast Reality Show

APP -- Victoria's Secret Model Tyra Banks today launched a new, and provocative reality show in which supermodels, models, and just plain women will have their breasts examined and checked for implants. Guest "examiners" on the show w...

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Michael Jackson Opens Neverland Ranch to Child Victims of Katrina

Funny story: Michael Jackson Opens Neverland Ranch to Child Victims of Katrina

This past week, singer Michael Jackson, who earlier penned a song dedicated to the victims of hurricane Katrina, offered to open the doors of his Neverland Ranch to child victims of the disaster. Jackson's plans for the chldren include "pro...

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After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

Funny story: After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...

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Supermodel Kate Moss Celbrates Celebrity Justice

London - "Beautiful women don't go to jail" says supermodel Kate Moss, who was captured on videotape snorting cocaine from an enormous stash she kept in her purse. "I simply apologized to Hennes & Mauritz, and that's good en...

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Opus Dei: "MMR vaccine causes homosexuality"

Funny story: Opus Dei: "MMR vaccine causes homosexuality"

Vatican City, Thursday 10 March (Rioters) - Startling new evidence from the Pontifical College of Creation Sciences has been published in Rome today which claims a direct causative link between the much derided Measles, Mumps and Myrobella - 'M...

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World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

Funny story: World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...

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Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...

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Beer to be sold by "The Bladder"

Funny story: Beer to be sold by "The Bladder"

Washington, DC - Morgan Ray loves his beer, it's figuring out how much to drink that he has trouble with. "Twelve ounces, 16 ounces, a pint," mused the 39-year-old delivery driver from Queens, NY, "what does that stuff all mean anyway?" Today, the...

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NCAA Native American Mascot Ban Extends to States

Funny story: NCAA Native American Mascot Ban Extends to States

(AP) The NCAA, the governing body of college sports, has extended their ban on Native American mascots at their basketball tournament to include the state of Utah.

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Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Funny story: Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Commander in Chief and War President George Bush stood up to his critics in the post-Katrina firestorm by putting his mother and wife on the streets this week. Calling comments by rapper Kanye West and Democratic chairman Howard Dean "disgusting", th...

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Katherine Harris put in charge of New Orleans Body Count

Funny story: Katherine Harris put in charge of New Orleans Body Count

New Orleans - White House officials today announced former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris would be put in charge of tallying the body count in New Orleans. Harris has reportedly stated she is "not going to count" bodies mis...

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Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Funny story: Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...

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Steve Irwin Afraid to Wrestle LA Alligator

Funny story: Steve Irwin Afraid to Wrestle LA Alligator

LOS ANGELES - He might be brave on camera, but "Alligator Hunter" Steve Irwin was reportedly too scared to go after an alligator in Los Angeles' Machado Lake. According to Irwin's spokesman, Rep Tyler, "Hey, everything in L...

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Proctor and Gamble Announces New, Improved Tide

Funny story: Proctor and Gamble Announces New, Improved Tide

For the 86th time in the last 75 years, Proctor and Gamble has announced New, Improved Tide. In the past, they have had Tide, Clean Breeze Tide, Mountain Spring Tide, Foaming Action Tide, Tide with Green Power Crystals, Tide with Blue Power Crystals...

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The Fictional Truth about Prince Charles, Mrs. Camilla Parker Bowles and Mrs. Caroline K Schlossberg

"Prince Charles and I live in separate worlds, divided by an unbridgeable gulf," she said. "He is a wild glamorous Prince from Cosmopolitan London, and I am a university graduate from the mountains with a no-paying job and average looks. It would nev...

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George W. Bush Gets 100 on an ADD Test

Funny story: George W. Bush Gets 100 on an ADD Test

LaLa Land - Today, president George W. Bush was given psychiatric evaluation after millions of people requested that he is admitted to a mental institution. Many of the requests were imported from overseas.

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Larry King Dead

Funny story: Larry King Dead

New York, NY - In stunning disclosure during yesterday's broadcast of "Larry King Live" on CNN, host Larry King acknowledge that he was dead and had been for the past eight years. CNN immediately cut to commercials and returned from the break with a...

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France Invades Germany!

Funny story: France Invades Germany!

It was indeed an historic moment outside of Versailles last week as France prepared a military force-the first one ever fully assembled during peacetime-for a violent march on southern Germany. "Ve are tired of ze mockery!" shouted General Pierre Le...

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James Bond Casting Enters Reality TV

Funny story: James Bond Casting Enters Reality TV

Sony Pictures has announced that the mystery of who will be the next James Bond will be solved the way all decisions are made today: via reality television.

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Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

Funny story: Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

The Material Girl is reinventing herself once again. Last seen on stage in 2002's hit play Up for Grabs, Madonna announced plans earlier this week to bring a new musical to London's West End.

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Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...

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NASA: "Toilet humour is alien to us."

NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...

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New Orleans gets Presidential visit.

Nearly two weeks after the Gulf States were devastated by Hurricane Katrina, the President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, finally saw for himself the devastation in his first official visit to New Orleans.

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Graffiti "Artists" Tagging New Orleans

New Orleans - With law and order mostly restored, sufficient food and water for holdouts, and floodwater levels going down by the day, New Orleans has a new problem. Graffiti "Artists," a.k.a. "Taggers." Today, two FEMA employe...

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Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''

Funny story: Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''

HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.

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Victoria Gotti Gives Advice

Funny story: Victoria Gotti Gives Advice

Little Italy, New York---Victoria Gotti, widow of deceased king pin John Gotti, has broken her vow of omerta silence and chosen to speak up about her grandchildren.

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Laura Bush Attacks George on Iraq, Katrina and Budget

Funny story: Laura Bush Attacks George on Iraq, Katrina and Budget

WASHINGTON (AP)-Hinting that she will seek the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election, First Lady Laura Bush has sharply criticized her husband George for the Iraq War and his handling of Hurricane Katrina, and voiced alarm at the s...

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‘I thought I looked cool', admits Vanilla Ice

Funny story: ‘I thought I looked cool', admits Vanilla Ice

Speaking in a tell all interview, Vanilla Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle), admitted that he thought he looked cool during the height of his fame around 1990. "Yeah, I know I've said that I only wore those clothes because the record company told me...

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Reservoir Dogs Run Free

Funny story: Reservoir Dogs Run Free

The BBC, Sky, Channel 4, Channel 5 and the Arena programme, in association with Sony Pictures, The Biography Channel, Arena again, Spitfire Pictures, PBS and HBO are thrilled to announce a co-production with WHDH-TV, KACL and BobCat Movies to make th...

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Paris Hilton Wants to Experience Oregon Bulge

Bend OR -- Because the Hilton Hotel chain, with franchises is Paris, New York, and L.A. "practically demands" its franchisees stay on top of their competition, it has petitioned the US Geological Survey to construct an architecturally uni...

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Daily Mail Sues Itself in 'Accurate Article' Scandal

Funny story: Daily Mail Sues Itself in 'Accurate Article' Scandal

TOP BRITISH ‘newspaper' The Daily Mail has taken the unprecedented step of suing itself after a story it printed was judged to be 'an accurate and propaganda-free reflection of the truth', the High Court heard yesterday.

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New Computer Input Device

Funny story: New Computer Input Device

For those of us struggling with the confines of the standard 'keyboard and mouse' set-up with our PCs, the answer may well be answered by the answer from BioKey Inc. Their answer? A wearable input device which aims to make quick work of trans...

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Corpus Christi, Texas Prepares for Hurricane Rita

Funny story: Corpus Christi, Texas Prepares for Hurricane Rita

Corpus Christi, Texas continued preparations today for the impending arrival of Hurricane Rita. The city on the Texas coast appears to be the target of the third major storm to hit the United States. Gregory Portland, Assistant to the Mayor, issued...

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Everyone Loves Cleavage at Emmys

Hollywood -- The amount of cleavage visible at the 2005 Emmy Awards puts Hooters to shame, according to "Man in the Street" Al Bundy, connisseur of "Big Uns." Whether it was the strapless Desparate Housewives, or Everyone Loves...

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The Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind

Funny story: The Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind

The findings of a 30-year study by the rural Tennessee think tank, Cobb Bros. & Co., show the origins of Cannabis consumption by the human race dates back to the earliest beginnings of our species.

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President Bush Names Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive"

Funny story: President Bush Names Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive"

In the room where Monica Lewinsky "visited" former President Clinton, President Bush officially named Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive." Belushi, star of direct to the waste basket movies as "K-9:PI" and "Joe Somebod...

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Tiger Woods Legally Changes Name to Buick Mastercard

Funny story: Tiger Woods Legally Changes Name to Buick Mastercard

In a move that has stunned both the sports world and the advertising world, Tiger Woods announced that he is legally changing his name to Buick Mastercard. This surprise move makes Woods the first celebrity to join the growing ranks of average peop...

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Six Castaways Rescued from Gilligan's Island after 39 Years

Funny story: Six Castaways Rescued from Gilligan's Island after 39 Years

Polynesia -- Six castaways from the SS Minnow, which went missing in a typhoon in 1964, were reportedly rescued by a Taiwanese fishing vessel today after signals from a makeshift radio were received. A seventh passenger, actor Bob Denver, reportedly...

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Cat Racism in New Orleans

Funny story: Cat Racism in New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana -- Jesse Jackson was in New Orleans today investigating allegations that black cats were far less likely to survive the floodwaters and be rescued as for instance yellow tabbies or calicos.

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American Archaeology Journal goes E-X-treme!!

Funny story: American Archaeology Journal goes E-X-treme!!

Plaid Hill, Mass. -- The editor of the American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology has announced the publication of the youth-oriented American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology E-X-treme!!...

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Academics Solve Life's Great Mysteries

Funny story: Academics Solve Life's Great Mysteries

A massive, 12-year research project by Indian academics has answered some of life's lingering imponderables.

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President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

Funny story: President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thu...

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Barbara Bush and City Kittys Flash Truckers for Katrina Survivors

Funny story: Barbara Bush and City Kittys Flash Truckers for Katrina Survivors

"I want to make sure these truckers get their money's worth, after all it's for a good cause," quotes Former First Lady Barbara Bush as she stands on the LBJ Freeway waving to the truckers.

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Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode

Funny story: Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode

Hollywood -- Donald Trump may have dominated Ivana, and Marla Maples, but he's apparently met his match with Alla Wartenberg, a former stripper who teased and tormented a cold-blooded killer and lived to tell about it. In the first episode, sc...

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Prince William's portrait on show eclipsed by novel painting of Prince Charles and Queen Camilla

Funny story: Prince William's portrait on show eclipsed by novel painting of Prince Charles and Queen Camilla

Sadly yet again, total farce has descended on the Royal Family just as the British public hoped and believed that the endless saga of the monarchy's endless ridicule would just fade away. Prince Charles was secretly bitter that Camilla had been exclu...

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US Postal Service Selected as Primary Site for Study of Hypertension, Says Surgeon General

Funny story: US Postal Service Selected as Primary Site for Study of Hypertension, Says Surgeon General

Washington, DC--Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona today announced that the US Post Office will serve as the primary scientific site for a study of hypertension in adult Americans.

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Michael Brown Arrested; FEMA Chief Charged with Animal Cruelty and Abuse.

Funny story: Michael Brown Arrested; FEMA Chief Charged with Animal Cruelty and Abuse.

WASHINGTON (AP) After being relieved of his duties during the botched response to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA Director Michael Brown vowed that: "I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife and, maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff...

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Looters: "Shoot to Kill"

Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...

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President George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans

Funny story: President George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans

WASHINGTON DC (AP) At a press conference held at the White House, President George Bush outlined his plans for the future of New Orleans.

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Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

Funny story: Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.

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Original M.C. Hammer pants fetches $2 at Goodwill Store

Funny story: Original M.C. Hammer pants fetches $2 at Goodwill Store

Oakland CA -- A pair of extremely baggy pants that were worn by the rapper M.C. Hammer during the early 90's were bought by a Mrs. Julie Brooks at a Goodwill Store yesterday. The pants are part of a large collection of clothing that was donated b...

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The Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas

Funny story: The Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas

The following is not a joke. This really happened to me when I was a Missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormon Church) over twenty years ago. The experience occurred right after I was transferred into a small town in Texas as a missionary in the early 1980’s. I have changed the names of the city, my companion, and the member of the Bishopric to save some people...

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"Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters

Funny story: "Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters

Baton Rouge -- Louisiana Governor Blanco announced a temporary closure of tourist season in New Orleans, and declared "open season" on looters. No sex, size or weight limitations on looters were declared, to the delight of big game hunter...

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American Ignorance About Australia Not As Appalling As Once Thought

Funny story: American Ignorance About Australia Not As Appalling As Once Thought

(Canberra, Australia) The Australian government has just released a three-year study of American attitudes toward the Island Continent which demonstrates definitively that Americans actually know much more about Dorothea McKellar's "sunbur...

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Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

Funny story: Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

The King and Queen of kitsch, David and Victoria Beckham, have been further rocked by allegations intimating their new baby in another shocking scandal.

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Scientists Study Female Orgasms

Minneapolis -- Scientists world-wide are studying female orgasms in the hope of developing a Viagra-like pill for women. In their offices, their homes and even their cars, research goes on for anything that could lead to development of another &quo...

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Oklahoma Announces Updated Schedule After Loss to TCU

Funny story: Oklahoma Announces Updated Schedule After Loss to TCU

The University of Oklahoma Sooners have announced a new football schedule effective immediately for the 2005 season after their upset home loss to Texas Christian University (TCU).

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Air Force One Has Attitude

Funny story: Air Force One Has Attitude

Due to the number of trips back and forth to New Orleans accumulating flight miles, President Bush will soon be able to fly first class free for the rest of his life after leaving office. Former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, described the Governor of...

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Study: 4% Of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End

Funny story: Study: 4% Of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End

(New York) Results of a long-awaited study on cellular phone usage have just been released, showing that as many as four percent of people who speak on cell phones in public may actually be engaged in genuine conversations with other human beings.

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Love Boat Sails Out of Bermuda Triangle

Funny story: Love Boat Sails Out of Bermuda Triangle

(AP) The Pacific Princess cruise liner, long thought missing, sailed out of the Bermuda Triangle and docked in Miami today. The crew and passengers seemed relieved that their almost twenty year voyage was finally over. "Land! Land! Thank yo...

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Rocker Sheryl Crow tests Positive for EPO

Funny story: Rocker Sheryl Crow tests Positive for EPO

APP -- Rocker Sheryl Crow, recently admitted to Cedars Cyanide medical center for exhaustion after stalking Lance Armstrong across Normandy, France, and parts of Germany has reportedly tested positive for EPO. Crow denied use of the performance-enh...

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President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

Funny story: President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

WASHINGTON - In an attempt to regain popularity with American voters and to secure more Senate and Congressional seats for Republicans in the 2006 election, President George W. Bush will address the nation from New Orleans on Thursday to outli...

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Tijuana: City Of Perversions No More

Long thought of as the town across the border where anything is possible, and everything is available, Tijuana is seeking to change its image.

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Dragon Slain in England!

Funny story: Dragon Slain in England!

LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...

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Gorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists

Funny story: Gorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists

SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...

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American People Embarrassed by FEMA; Bush Congratulates Michael Brown!

Funny story: American People Embarrassed by FEMA; Bush Congratulates Michael Brown!

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...

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Exclusive - First View of Jordan Toilet Roll Holder..!!

With the OK magazine deal coming to a close, Mr and Mrs Jordan Andre have started to look elsewhere to fund their extravagant lifestyle.

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Michael Owen was tempted to be a goat herder

Funny story: Michael Owen was tempted to be a goat herder

It was revealed today that Newcastle United's new record signing, Michael Owen, was tempted to quit football for a life as a goat herder.

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