There were 257 spoof news stories published in September 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !
Deemed by millions as the World's Most Beautiful Woman, Aishwarya Rai burst upon the international stage when her striking beauty, poise and commanding intelligence won her the Miss World crown in 1994. She is the reigning Queen of Bollywood, the hig...
Read full storyPress summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
Read full storyNo-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son
NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.
Read full storyTom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery
Crying foul and looking fouler, Tom Selleck has decided to sue plastic surgeon Ismar Ramsi after Ramsi botched a nose, face, and eye job on Selleck.
Read full storyMinorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)
(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...
Read full storyBritney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth
(AP) Entertainer and virgin Britney Spears gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. A spokesman for the singer gave this statement: "The baby was born through normal means. While he did come into the world naked, it was done tastefully and was not sexua...
Read full storyAFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless
Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from...
Read full storySteve Irwin Afraid to Wrestle LA Alligator
LOS ANGELES - He might be brave on camera, but "Alligator Hunter" Steve Irwin was reportedly too scared to go after an alligator in Los Angeles' Machado Lake. According to Irwin's spokesman, Rep Tyler, "Hey, everything in L...
Read full storyKing Tut's Underwear to Tour US
The underwear once worn by the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun is the centerpiece of a new touring exhibition entitled "Tutankhamun and the Golden Ass of the Pharaohs." After a successful run in Europe, where it was entitled "Tutankhamun: the Go...
Read full storyWWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...
Read full storyPlayboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall
The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...
Read full storyHarry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan
Literature. London - Friday 1st April. Bloomsbury, publishers of the Harry Potter books, have released the title of the next installment in the series about the boy wizard. The publication, which doesn't go on sale until August, will be call...
Read full storySurvivor Richard Hatch Wins Immunity Against IRS
New York -- Always a player, Survivor Richard Hatch won immunity from the IRS in the first episode of Survivor: Tax Court. The series is being filmed in Antigua, where Hatch reportedly keeps the bulk of his personal fortune. Hatch now faces...
Read full storyBritney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"
Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...
Read full storyPresident George Bush Drinking Again!
WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...
Read full storyBowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format
(New York, New York) Following years of legal wrangling with the FCC, legendary New York radio personality Howard Stern has now "thrown in the towel" and converted his morning show into a "forum for discussion of pressing world iss...
Read full storyApprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode
Hollywood -- Donald Trump may have dominated Ivana, and Marla Maples, but he's apparently met his match with Alla Wartenberg, a former stripper who teased and tormented a cold-blooded killer and lived to tell about it. In the first episode, sc...
Read full storyAfter Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation
CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...
Read full storyWorld Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee
Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...
Read full storyPresident Bush Names Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive"
In the room where Monica Lewinsky "visited" former President Clinton, President Bush officially named Jim Belushi "Luckiest Man Alive." Belushi, star of direct to the waste basket movies as "K-9:PI" and "Joe Somebod...
Read full storyProctor and Gamble Announces New, Improved Tide
For the 86th time in the last 75 years, Proctor and Gamble has announced New, Improved Tide. In the past, they have had Tide, Clean Breeze Tide, Mountain Spring Tide, Foaming Action Tide, Tide with Green Power Crystals, Tide with Blue Power Crystals...
Read full storyPresident to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass
White House Spokesman Trent Duffy held a press conference earlier today to reveal that President Bush will be undergoing major surgery some time next week to have his head removed from his ass.
Read full storyNCAA Native American Mascot Ban Extends to States
(AP) The NCAA, the governing body of college sports, has extended their ban on Native American mascots at their basketball tournament to include the state of Utah.
Read full storyLance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?
Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and "Everything else American including Wonderbread'" today announced the possibility of his riding a...
Read full storyBush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother
Commander in Chief and War President George Bush stood up to his critics in the post-Katrina firestorm by putting his mother and wife on the streets this week. Calling comments by rapper Kanye West and Democratic chairman Howard Dean "disgusting", th...
Read full storyNew York Yankees To Build Orbiting Baseball Stadium Of Unspeakable Power
Emperor George Steinbrenner today revealed that his Evil Empire has already begun construction on a baseball stadium in orbit over the forest moon of Endor. This new Death Diamond will house the New York Yankees, a horrific sports franchise capable...
Read full storyZellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"
Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they? Apparently by now you all have heard about the Zellweger/Chesney annulment. Us here at The Spoof have just found out from Renee herself that the wedding was a scheme to get back at her exboyfrie...
Read full storyKatherine Harris put in charge of New Orleans Body Count
New Orleans - White House officials today announced former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris would be put in charge of tallying the body count in New Orleans. Harris has reportedly stated she is "not going to count" bodies mis...
Read full storyNew Orleans gets Presidential visit.
Nearly two weeks after the Gulf States were devastated by Hurricane Katrina, the President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, finally saw for himself the devastation in his first official visit to New Orleans.
Read full storySuperdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior
New Orleans, Louisiana -- The Superdome is offering Paleontologists a rare glimpse at what life was like for early hominids such as Neanderthal. As more and more refugees flock to the building scientists are becoming more and more excited about the a...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Opens Neverland Ranch to Child Victims of Katrina
This past week, singer Michael Jackson, who earlier penned a song dedicated to the victims of hurricane Katrina, offered to open the doors of his Neverland Ranch to child victims of the disaster. Jackson's plans for the chldren include "pro...
Read full storyPresident George Bush Coordinates Bible Drop For Hurricane Katrina Victims in New Orleans
WASHINGTON (AP)-US President George Bush has taken personal control of the coordination of relief efforts for the thousands of dying victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and throughout the Deep South.
Read full storyFEMA Head Mike Brown Judged Horse's Behind
Washington -- Mike Brown, FEMA head responsible for the completely bungled federal rescue efforts in New Orleans, worked for 11 years prior to becoming head of FEMA managing and ajudicating horse shows. Aside from membership in the Republican party...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Tells New Orleans Refugees to Eat Some Cake
WASHINGTON-US President George Bush has urged the victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to eat some cake.
Read full storyKate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro
London -- First Vince Neil, lead singer of Motley Crue breaks his leg with a fall from the stage. Now, supermodel Kate Moss, already dealing with a raging cocaine habit, was reportedly "seriously injured" while attempting to perform an...
Read full storyOxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek
LONDON - The Oxford University wlll introduce a new English word to the Oxford Dictionary which is termed as Tetek pronounced as te-tek or simply in its acronym T-Mode.
Read full storyZellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''
HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Gets 100 on an ADD Test
LaLa Land - Today, president George W. Bush was given psychiatric evaluation after millions of people requested that he is admitted to a mental institution. Many of the requests were imported from overseas.
Read full storyThe Fictional Truth about Prince Charles, Mrs. Camilla Parker Bowles and Mrs. Caroline K Schlossberg
"Prince Charles and I live in separate worlds, divided by an unbridgeable gulf," she said. "He is a wild glamorous Prince from Cosmopolitan London, and I am a university graduate from the mountains with a no-paying job and average looks. It would nev...
Read full storyGod resigns from Faith Inc.
In a final gesture of exasperation GOD, C.E.O of Faith Inc has resigned.
Read full storyBob Dylan Tops Yet Another Poll
Accolades continue to shower upon rock legend Bob Dylan with him now receiving the honour of writing the greatest ever line in popular song.
Read full storyPresident Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective
After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thu...
Read full storyHilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins
Hollywood sisters and actresses Hilary and Haylie Duff have entered a motion in family court to become twins. "I want to be two years older like my sister Haylie," said Hilary, "then I wouldn't be a minor and my boyfriends and I c...
Read full storyBush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...
Read full storyNew Orleans Alligators Demand Tabasco from FEMA
Jefferson Parish -- Alligators assisting in the clean-up of Hurricane Katrina victims have reportedly demanded 50,000 gallons of Tabasco sauce from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). According to the Central Reptile Organizing Comittee...
Read full storyLarry King Dead
New York, NY - In stunning disclosure during yesterday's broadcast of "Larry King Live" on CNN, host Larry King acknowledge that he was dead and had been for the past eight years. CNN immediately cut to commercials and returned from the break with a...
Read full storyOrigin of Hurricane Katrina: It Was The Democrats!
NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER, MIAMI - Meteorologists have concluded days of exhaustive post-hurricane analysis...
Read full storySupreme Court nominee John Roberts is Confident
WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing every man deserves: a little well-earned respec...
Read full storySuper slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'
CUPERTINO, California - When Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs revealed his company's latest iPod to the world a few weeks ago, experts were immediately floored by the device's extremely small size.
Read full storyPresident George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans
WASHINGTON DC (AP) At a press conference held at the White House, President George Bush outlined his plans for the future of New Orleans.
Read full storySix Castaways Rescued from Gilligan's Island after 39 Years
Polynesia -- Six castaways from the SS Minnow, which went missing in a typhoon in 1964, were reportedly rescued by a Taiwanese fishing vessel today after signals from a makeshift radio were received. A seventh passenger, actor Bob Denver, reportedly...
Read full storyCat Racism in New Orleans
New Orleans, Louisiana -- Jesse Jackson was in New Orleans today investigating allegations that black cats were far less likely to survive the floodwaters and be rescued as for instance yellow tabbies or calicos.
Read full storyWalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores
ROGERS, AR - The WalMart Corporation today announced they are beginning construction on exclusive apartments, condominiums and offices to be located atop their popular super stores.
Read full storyAcademics Solve Life's Great Mysteries
A massive, 12-year research project by Indian academics has answered some of life's lingering imponderables.
Read full storyTyra Banks Launches Titillating Breast Reality Show
APP -- Victoria's Secret Model Tyra Banks today launched a new, and provocative reality show in which supermodels, models, and just plain women will have their breasts examined and checked for implants. Guest "examiners" on the show w...
Read full storyBlair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again
The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...
Read full storyOpus Dei: "MMR vaccine causes homosexuality"
Vatican City, Thursday 10 March (Rioters) - Startling new evidence from the Pontifical College of Creation Sciences has been published in Rome today which claims a direct causative link between the much derided Measles, Mumps and Myrobella - 'M...
Read full storySupermodel Kate Moss Celbrates Celebrity Justice
London - "Beautiful women don't go to jail" says supermodel Kate Moss, who was captured on videotape snorting cocaine from an enormous stash she kept in her purse. "I simply apologized to Hennes & Mauritz, and that's good en...
Read full storyMadonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song
The Material Girl is reinventing herself once again. Last seen on stage in 2002's hit play Up for Grabs, Madonna announced plans earlier this week to bring a new musical to London's West End.
Read full storyBeer to be sold by "The Bladder"
Washington, DC - Morgan Ray loves his beer, it's figuring out how much to drink that he has trouble with. "Twelve ounces, 16 ounces, a pint," mused the 39-year-old delivery driver from Queens, NY, "what does that stuff all mean anyway?" Today, the...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...
Read full storyReservoir Dogs Run Free
The BBC, Sky, Channel 4, Channel 5 and the Arena programme, in association with Sony Pictures, The Biography Channel, Arena again, Spitfire Pictures, PBS and HBO are thrilled to announce a co-production with WHDH-TV, KACL and BobCat Movies to make th...
Read full storyDragon Slain in England!
LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...
Read full storyJames Bond Casting Enters Reality TV
Sony Pictures has announced that the mystery of who will be the next James Bond will be solved the way all decisions are made today: via reality television.
Read full storyFrance Invades Germany!
It was indeed an historic moment outside of Versailles last week as France prepared a military force-the first one ever fully assembled during peacetime-for a violent march on southern Germany. "Ve are tired of ze mockery!" shouted General Pierre Le...
Read full storyVictoria Gotti Gives Advice
Little Italy, New York---Victoria Gotti, widow of deceased king pin John Gotti, has broken her vow of omerta silence and chosen to speak up about her grandchildren.
Read full storyAmerican Archaeology Journal goes E-X-treme!!
Plaid Hill, Mass. -- The editor of the American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology has announced the publication of the youth-oriented American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology E-X-treme!!...
Read full storyLooters: "Shoot to Kill"
Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...
Read full storyParis Hilton Wants to Experience Oregon Bulge
Bend OR -- Because the Hilton Hotel chain, with franchises is Paris, New York, and L.A. "practically demands" its franchisees stay on top of their competition, it has petitioned the US Geological Survey to construct an architecturally uni...
Read full storyLaura Bush Attacks George on Iraq, Katrina and Budget
WASHINGTON (AP)-Hinting that she will seek the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election, First Lady Laura Bush has sharply criticized her husband George for the Iraq War and his handling of Hurricane Katrina, and voiced alarm at the s...
Read full storyThe Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind
The findings of a 30-year study by the rural Tennessee think tank, Cobb Bros. & Co., show the origins of Cannabis consumption by the human race dates back to the earliest beginnings of our species.
Read full storyBarbara Bush and City Kittys Flash Truckers for Katrina Survivors
"I want to make sure these truckers get their money's worth, after all it's for a good cause," quotes Former First Lady Barbara Bush as she stands on the LBJ Freeway waving to the truckers.
Read full storyNASA: "Toilet humour is alien to us."
NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...
Read full storyLas Cruces, NM Being Sued Because of City Name, Logo
The City of Las Cruces, New Mexico in the Southwestern United States is being sued by people who are offended by the city's name and logo. A representative of the Mayor's Office, Bob Gingo, issued this statement on behalf of the city: "...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns
WASHINGTON--President Bush has finally taken responsibility for federal government blundering in coping with Hurricane Katrina and the much delayed relief efforts and announced his resignation on Wednesday. He also admitted that the calamity was evid...
Read full storyMichael Brown Arrested; FEMA Chief Charged with Animal Cruelty and Abuse.
WASHINGTON (AP) After being relieved of his duties during the botched response to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA Director Michael Brown vowed that: "I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife and, maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff...
Read full storyDaily Mail Sues Itself in 'Accurate Article' Scandal
TOP BRITISH ‘newspaper' The Daily Mail has taken the unprecedented step of suing itself after a story it printed was judged to be 'an accurate and propaganda-free reflection of the truth', the High Court heard yesterday.
Read full storyGraffiti "Artists" Tagging New Orleans
New Orleans - With law and order mostly restored, sufficient food and water for holdouts, and floodwater levels going down by the day, New Orleans has a new problem. Graffiti "Artists," a.k.a. "Taggers." Today, two FEMA employe...
Read full storyTiger Woods Legally Changes Name to Buick Mastercard
In a move that has stunned both the sports world and the advertising world, Tiger Woods announced that he is legally changing his name to Buick Mastercard. This surprise move makes Woods the first celebrity to join the growing ranks of average peop...
Read full storyEveryone Loves Cleavage at Emmys
Hollywood -- The amount of cleavage visible at the 2005 Emmy Awards puts Hooters to shame, according to "Man in the Street" Al Bundy, connisseur of "Big Uns." Whether it was the strapless Desparate Housewives, or Everyone Loves...
Read full storySpace Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!
NEVERLAND-Recently acquitted of child molestation charges, pop icon and maximum weirdo Michael Jackson has set his sexual sights on outer space, hoping to lure alien kiddies to his ‘just for fun' den of iniquity, i.e. his space age ‘sleepover stopove...
Read full storyNew Computer Input Device
For those of us struggling with the confines of the standard 'keyboard and mouse' set-up with our PCs, the answer may well be answered by the answer from BioKey Inc. Their answer? A wearable input device which aims to make quick work of trans...
Read full storyPresident George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans
WASHINGTON - In an attempt to regain popularity with American voters and to secure more Senate and Congressional seats for Republicans in the 2006 election, President George W. Bush will address the nation from New Orleans on Thursday to outli...
Read full storyCorpus Christi, Texas Prepares for Hurricane Rita
Corpus Christi, Texas continued preparations today for the impending arrival of Hurricane Rita. The city on the Texas coast appears to be the target of the third major storm to hit the United States. Gregory Portland, Assistant to the Mayor, issued...
Read full storyUS Postal Service Selected as Primary Site for Study of Hypertension, Says Surgeon General
Washington, DC--Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona today announced that the US Post Office will serve as the primary scientific site for a study of hypertension in adult Americans.
Read full storyPrince William's portrait on show eclipsed by novel painting of Prince Charles and Queen Camilla
Sadly yet again, total farce has descended on the Royal Family just as the British public hoped and believed that the endless saga of the monarchy's endless ridicule would just fade away. Prince Charles was secretly bitter that Camilla had been exclu...
Read full storySheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.
Read full storyThe Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas
The following is not a joke. This really happened to me when I was a Missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormon Church) over twenty years ago. The experience occurred right after I was transferred into a small town in Texas as a missionary in the early 1980’s. I have changed the names of the city, my companion, and the member of the Bishopric to save some people...
Read full story‘I thought I looked cool', admits Vanilla Ice
Speaking in a tell all interview, Vanilla Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle), admitted that he thought he looked cool during the height of his fame around 1990. "Yeah, I know I've said that I only wore those clothes because the record company told me...
Read full storyPentagon Wants Nuclear Strikes to Increase Britney Spears CD Sales
THE PENTAGON (AP)-- A new draft US defense paper calls for preventive nuclear strikes against any foreign state if its people don't buy enough audio CDs by Britney Spears or some other American musician.
Read full storyGorillas are smarter than anyone thinks, say scientists
SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...
Read full storyKennebunkport Family Stranded on Rooftop
Maine -- A Kennebunkport family briefly stranded on their roof "absolutely swears" they'll never call 911 again, "even if the house is on fire." According to Martin Baker, "My family and I had climbed up on the roof to...
Read full storyAmerican People Embarrassed by FEMA; Bush Congratulates Michael Brown!
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...
Read full storyScientists Study Female Orgasms
Minneapolis -- Scientists world-wide are studying female orgasms in the hope of developing a Viagra-like pill for women. In their offices, their homes and even their cars, research goes on for anything that could lead to development of another &quo...
Read full story"Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters
Baton Rouge -- Louisiana Governor Blanco announced a temporary closure of tourist season in New Orleans, and declared "open season" on looters. No sex, size or weight limitations on looters were declared, to the delight of big game hunter...
Read full storyBush is 'Walking on Sunshine' with 'Katrina and the Waves'.
New Orleans -- In a shock turnaround, the President of America offers full monetary and emotional aid to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
Read full storyRocker Sheryl Crow tests Positive for EPO
APP -- Rocker Sheryl Crow, recently admitted to Cedars Cyanide medical center for exhaustion after stalking Lance Armstrong across Normandy, France, and parts of Germany has reportedly tested positive for EPO. Crow denied use of the performance-enh...
Read full storyOriginal M.C. Hammer pants fetches $2 at Goodwill Store
Oakland CA -- A pair of extremely baggy pants that were worn by the rapper M.C. Hammer during the early 90's were bought by a Mrs. Julie Brooks at a Goodwill Store yesterday. The pants are part of a large collection of clothing that was donated b...
Read full storyAmerican Ignorance About Australia Not As Appalling As Once Thought
(Canberra, Australia) The Australian government has just released a three-year study of American attitudes toward the Island Continent which demonstrates definitively that Americans actually know much more about Dorothea McKellar's "sunbur...
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