Funny story: Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...

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Funny story: Nobody Can Quite Believe Tiger Woods Has Won The Augusta Masters!

Nobody Can Quite Believe Tiger Woods Has Won The Augusta Masters!

It was the stuff of fairytales, for sure, as Tiger Woods came back from years in the golfing wilderness after crippling back injuries, to beat all the odds that were stacked against him, and come out on top in the 2019 US Masters at Augusta on Sunday...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Says He Nearly Didn't Bother Turning Up

Tiger Woods Says He Nearly Didn't Bother Turning Up

Top golfer Tiger Woods has revealed how it was very much a case of "nothing ventured, nothing gained" last week before the start of the 2019 Augusta Masters, and when all his inner instincts told him it wasn't worth it, he decided to 'give it a bash'...

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Funny story: Woods Spends Birthday At Top Of Leaderboard

Woods Spends Birthday At Top Of Leaderboard

It's every golfer's dream to spend his birthday at the head of a championship leaderboard, and the same can also be said for writers of spoof stories, and that's exactly what happened to TheSpoof.com's little-known and even-less-loved scribbler of sh...

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Funny story: Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in. "Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond. Having verified these amazing stories...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters

Julian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters

BILLINGSGATE POST: That bearded guy pushing Tiger Woods’ mother aside so he could be the first to hug Tiger after he holed his putt at Augusta seemed familiar. Wearing the same pajamas he was seen wearing as he was escorted from the Ecuadorian Emba...

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Funny story: Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

TV Flashes and Entertainment Slashes- The Tiger's wife stayed out of the Tiger's limelight as he proclaimed the hurt he caused to wife and family. As Elin sat in front of their 92 inch home entertainment center at home she could see every pore in...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"

Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"

Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown claimed yesterday that he too had had an affair with Tiger Woods. Speaking from No.10 yesterday the Prime Minister said he did not know if Tiger was really in love with him but their passionate affair lasted...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA

Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA

In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Tiger Woods Failed To Make The Cut At The Quail Hollow Championship

The Reason Why Tiger Woods Failed To Make The Cut At The Quail Hollow Championship

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It is only the sixth time in his golf career that Tiger Woods has failed to advance in a tournament. Three times it was because he had a bicuspid infection, twice due to the mumps, and once because he said that he had...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head. The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thr...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship. At a press co...

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Funny story: Tiger FKS UP again!

Tiger FKS UP again!

Tiger Woods is picking up new sponsors even though he is going through a very rough time right now. One maker of small golf carts for children, wants to endorse the golf great. So far Tiger has not responded as to whether or not he wants to accept...

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Funny story: The Manatee: A Pleasant Change from Cheryl Cole, Ashley and Tiger Woods

The Manatee: A Pleasant Change from Cheryl Cole, Ashley and Tiger Woods

This week we're in search of the mysterious, mystical manatee. This lovely animal was quite a sex symbol in its day. Indeed, the manatee's aura of glamour illuminates a very special ante room of natural history (it has its own odour too, as well as an aura, though that hardly smacks of glamour). The manatee is a refreshing thing to contemplate these days. It makes a pleasant change from Cheryl...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods And Lord Mangelson To Marry

Tiger Woods And Lord Mangelson To Marry

In a shock revelation, Lord Peter Mangelson UK Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that he is to enter into a Civil Partnership with the well-known American golfer, Tiger Woods. At a press conference one hour...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

ORLANDO - Tiger Woods business manager Upton Courtquist has verified that the rumors about Woods purchasing a European country are in fact true. Courtquist stated that he has been in contact with representatives of the tiny European country of Lie...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...

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Funny story: Tiger Depressed: Still Needs 19,879 Ho's To Surpass Wilt's Record

Tiger Depressed: Still Needs 19,879 Ho's To Surpass Wilt's Record

With Tiger Woods admitting to having sex with 121 women, it is not surprising that he is depressed and has virtually given up in his quest to surpass the Big Dipper as professional sport's most prolific womanizer. In his 1991 biography, A View Fro...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Says That TigerBoy Is Toast!

Elin Nordegren Says That TigerBoy Is Toast!

DUBAI - Mrs. Eldrick Tont Woods, better known these days as Elin Nordegren was vacationing in Dubai, India when she was asked about the status of her marriage to Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods. Nordegren grinned and stated that she has finally decid...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says Tiger Woods Showed Him His Putter

Adam Lambert Says Tiger Woods Showed Him His Putter

MINNEAPOLIS - Adam Lambert in town to promote his new line of black nail polish called "Yo Black" confessed that last Labor Day, he met Tiger Woods at a book signing event in Cleveland. Lambert said that Tiger had graciously autographed his new bo...

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