DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship
Tiger Woods may be out of the Voyager Tournament as details are emerging in the DUI arrest of the golfing legend: Apparently Woods was passed out and stalled in the fast lane of Intergalactic Highway Q451 West. Intergalactic Highway Police respond...Read full story
Tiger Woods Announces That He Will Legally Be Changing His Nickname
MISSOULA, Montana – Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods was at The 93rd Annual Missoula Semi-Invitational Golf Tournament when he was approached by Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency about a rampant rumor making the rounds (no pun intended).Read full story
Elin Nordegren Visits Tiger In Mississippi - Says She Probably Won't Divorce The Man Ho
HATTIESBURG, Mississippi - Elin Nordegren traveled to the Delta state to visit her husband, Tiger Woods, who is in rehab to cure him of Dickaliticus, which is the inherent urge to try and poke every white female of pokeable age. Elin, who still an...Read full story
Tiger Pulls Out:Massive Lay Offs In VIP Escort Industry Prompts Calls for "Bailout"!
Officials huddled behind closed doors over the weekend to discuss the economic impact of the latest Tiger Woods decision to 'pull out' and 'lay up' in order to let the furor of his sexual romps cool down. The first casualty appears to be the highl...Read full story
Kim Jong Il Replaces Bobby Jones On Golf's Immortal Throne
PYONGYANG - Bobby Jones, move over. In the after-world of departed golfers who quit the game while they were ahead, Jones stood alone since 1930. The golf legend who retired an amateur at age 28 after winning four of the sports's major championshi...Read full story
Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...Read full story
Porn star Joslyn James: Tiger divorce follows 'unreasonable' threesome demands with twin sister-in-law
Orlando, Fla - (Horny Mess): "Gorgeous, hot-assed, blonde, identical Swedish twins?" latest Tiger-shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - a.k.a. porn actress Joslyn James - commented today. "Every red-blooded man's fantasy! Ti sure musta thought he'd hit the...Read full story
Tiger Woods Sues NHL for Celebration Plagiarism
Having dropped out of his most recent tournament, Tiger Woods accidentally came across a hockey game in his living room while flipping through the channels (He thought it may have been a new form of 'team golf' in Europe). After a few minutes of d...Read full story
Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...Read full story
Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods
President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...Read full story
Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation
At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...Read full story
Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...Read full story
Bill Murray Wrecks Tiger Woods' Ace at Pebble Beach
Bill Murray returned this year to entertain the crowd in between crushing a few golf balls at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am Tournament, but one prank on the famous par three 7th hole, cost Tiger Woods a hole-in-one. Murray, a Saturday Night Live comedic...Read full story
Porn Princess Joslyn James Says Tiger Nicknamed Her Hoo-Ha, "Tiggy"
LOS ANGELES - Porn star and gold card member of Tiger Woods infamous "Scorecard," was in L.A. for an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen introduced her and when Joslyn came out she greeted Ellen with a big tongue-in-the-mouth kiss that a...Read full story
Tiger Woods' latest Ghost from the Past - a dead English poet!
NYC (Agencies): Even a win at the Bethpage Black Golf Course here in New York City didn't temper Tiger Woods' temper at what he described as 'defamation' by the long-deceased English poet William Blake. "It's bad enough that the media's been pla...Read full story
Elin Nordegren: Tiger's Coming Home!
Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food. According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women...Read full story
Tiger Woods Needs Lots Of Sex Therapy: Loredana Jolie
Ex-Tiger Woods mistress and Call girl, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger Woods "Is not normal" in bed. This she plans to go into detail in her upcoming book, "Tiger Woods Not Normal In Bed". But don't feel lonesome Tiger, she's planning to spill her...Read full story
Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!
An Icelandic volcano that caused air traffic chaos after erupting last month has gone dormant, but it is too early to declare the eruption over, an official in Iceland restated Wednesday. Airlines across Europe had stopped flying for days after th...Read full story