Funny story: BBC Sport win rights to broadcast Tiger Woods' caddy's wife putting the shopping away

BBC Sport win rights to broadcast Tiger Woods' caddy's wife putting the shopping away

BBC Sport announced, last night, that they have made a successful bid to screen Tiger Woods' caddy's wife, Brenda, putting the shopping away on the final day of this year's Open Championship at Portrush in Northern Island. A spokesman for the BBC...

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Funny story: Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

PEORIA, Illinois - Tiger Woods visited Peoria on a golf shoe promotion trip. He was asked by a local reporter if the rumor that he was going to retire from golf at the end of this year was true. Tiger smiled and replied "Yes and no." He then...

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Funny story: Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...

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Funny story: 'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

Just in time for Christmas, twelve of Tiger Woods' mistresses rolled out a calendar which features one of them 'in the buff' for each month in 2010. 'Too bad the year doesn't have 14 months', said Mark Reacher, vice president of XXX-Rated Calendar...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' mistress to be hooker at Nevada brothel

Tiger Woods' mistress to be hooker at Nevada brothel

MOON LIGHT BUNNY RANCH, Nevada (ABSNN) - Dennis Hof, owner of a legal, Nevada brothel, told reporters today that Tiger Woods' porn-star mistress Number 8, Joslyn James, would work "for one week only," at his thriving Moon Light Bunny Ranch. Ms. Jame...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty"...

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Funny story: Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir. The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to d...

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Funny story: Nordegren: I cheated on Tiger -- with Uchitel

Nordegren: I cheated on Tiger -- with Uchitel

In a new twist to the Tiger Woods saga, Elin Nordegren has confessed to cheating on Tiger -- with one of his mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," said a teary Nordegren. "...

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Funny story: Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...

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Funny story: Loredana Jolie (no relation) on her high whorse about Tiger shagging threesomes

Loredana Jolie (no relation) on her high whorse about Tiger shagging threesomes

Orlando, Fla - (Deeper Throat): "Not many women can take the full twelve inches," stunning Sicilian blonde model Loredana Jolie said today, "least, not orally. "Call it an artform if ya like. An inherited talent on the erotic gene. "Sure kep...

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Funny story: Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The once popular and proud sports "Wave" has now been replaced by the attention-getting and the downright smarting "Taser." Last week two Philadelphia Phillies fans ran onto the field on different days and were chased all o...

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Funny story: Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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Funny story: Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods:

Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods:

Top 15 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger Woods: 15. No mulligans when you miss the hole on your first try....you're shooting two, whether you like it or not.... 14. No mechanical enhancements allowed....got to shoot with the club God gave you... 13. Always mark your balls when playing in foursome...avoid confusion around the hole... 12. I was just lining up my shot. How dare you accuse me...

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Funny story: Julie Postle, Tiger Mistress No#666, heads Orlando's Bad Girls Club

Julie Postle, Tiger Mistress No#666, heads Orlando's Bad Girls Club

Orlando, Fla - (Nutz for Prophet): "Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is one of the Bad Girls Club specialities!" gorgeous blue-eyed blonde charity funraiser Julie Postle said today. Twenty two year-old Postle, 34DD-22-34, was named today as Tiger Wood...

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Funny story: "Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...

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Funny story: Warren Beatty memoir puts Tiger Woods philandering 'in bush-league'

Warren Beatty memoir puts Tiger Woods philandering 'in bush-league'

New York - (Small Potatoes): A new biography of screen legend Warren Beatty sets the benchmark for celeb shagging at 'around 13,000,' easily eclipsing current top US lothario Tiger Woods. According to the memoir the 72 year-old movie actor, direct...

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Funny story: Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

TV Flashes and Entertainment Slashes- The Tiger's wife stayed out of the Tiger's limelight as he proclaimed the hurt he caused to wife and family. As Elin sat in front of their 92 inch home entertainment center at home she could see every pore in...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Porn Star Romp Was Pre-Marriage

Tiger Woods Porn Star Romp Was Pre-Marriage

Porn star Holly Sampson, the latest in a long line of alleged Tiger Woods 'conquests' was today revealed as the leading lady in a host of adult movies. The 36 year old porn star, who featured in movies such as, 'Bound For Trouble' and 'Descent Int...

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