Funny story - Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"

Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"

Tiger Woods says he's going after another green jacket at the Master's Championship in Augusta, Georgia. Five green jackets weren't enough; he wanted an even half-dozen. He loves the sport and is welcome back after a harrowing automobile accident in…

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Funny story - Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives

Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...

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Funny story - Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…

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Funny story - Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?

Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?

New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World

Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World

Sure Tiger Woods won the Buick Open for the third time Sunday, but the big news Monday is about that Tiger Woods fart on live camera. I guess that's the Tiger roar for another victory so expect to hear some more manly farts throughout the year. At...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods drops golf, launches porn career

Tiger Woods drops golf, launches porn career

Tiger Woods, whose unparalleled golf career has made him the first to top $1 billion in championship earnings, is dropping golf as a career -- and launching a new career in the porn industry. In addition to career winnings, Woods' prowess on the...

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Funny story - Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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Funny story - Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Puts His Wrecked 2010 Black Cadillac Escalade SUV On eBay

Tiger Woods Puts His Wrecked 2010 Black Cadillac Escalade SUV On eBay

ORLANDO - Tiger Woods has reportedly placed his 2010 black Cadillac Escalade SUV which was involved in that Thanksgiving Day hit and run on eBay. Tigers manager Upton Courtquist stated that due to the vast amounts of possible out-of-court settleme...

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Funny story - Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...

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Funny story - Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...

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Funny story - Tiger and Charlie Woods – Like Father, Like Son

Tiger and Charlie Woods – Like Father, Like Son

ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Eleven-year-old Charlie Woods has the greatest golf coach in the world - his daddy, Eldrick Tont Woods, (aka Tiger Woods). Tiger told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated that his little boy first pick…

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Funny story - Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...

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Funny story - Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson created a sensation yesterday as they attended the weigh-in for their November 23 match that has been dubbed 'The Match'. As the two stood eye-to-eye, stripped bare to the waist, the atmosphere was so thick with tens...

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Funny story - Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic

Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic

VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap

Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game. But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in th…

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