Tiger Woods Spoof News

9 July 2020

Tiger Woods in Baby shock

Tiger Woods run of misfortune continues. The shamed golfer is currently in rehab and seeking to make up with his wife Elin however this latest incident has hampered the healing process. During a walk in the clinic grounds Woods spotted a small ch...

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Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

In a month that has been a torturous one for the world's greatest golfer, some good news at last. A new sponsorship deal could net Woods the tidy sum of $20million over a two year contracted period. Sexy Muthafucka Crotch Enhancers (SMCE) are a w...

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Nordegren: I cheated on Tiger -- with Uchitel

In a new twist to the Tiger Woods saga, Elin Nordegren has confessed to cheating on Tiger -- with one of his mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," said a teary Nordegren. "...

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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...

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Tiger Woods Claims Women Tricked Him.

Las Vegas- Tiger Woods issued a statement earlier today claiming he was the victim of racial profiling by the women who have claimed to have been lovers with the golf pro. Woods who is staying in a condo during what he calls, "a horrible mix...

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Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...

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In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

Say G'night Mate! Scott and Williams Put Tiger's Lights Out by 18 Strokes!

Nobody Can Quite Believe Tiger Woods Has Won The Augusta Masters!

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Snoop Dogg: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, That Tiger Sho Had Him Some Fine Lookin' Mamas

Julie Postle, Tiger Mistress No#666, heads Orlando's Bad Girls Club

Tiger Woods Assaulted With A Hot Dog

Tiger Woods, the porn movie of Hollywood

Ari Fleisher Requests Tiger's Head Be Hermetically Sealed During Master's Press Conference

Tiger Woods Doctor Was Arrested For Carrying Growth Hormone At Canadian Border

Porn Princess Joslyn James Says Tiger Nicknamed Her Hoo-Ha, "Tiggy"

Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods, foreseeing a long drawn out court case and who is now going to college to finish her psychology major, is auctioning off 25 samples of Tiger Woods' sperm. "He wasn't particular about it before, with all the women, so I decided that af...

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Nude Tiger Pics: Playgirl Taking Close Look!

It looks like the rumors of a naked Tiger Woods in photos that will probably be purchased by Playgirl Magazine may be genuine. One spokesman for the magazine, Denny Larmarco, has apparently confirmed that the online magazine has received photos cl...

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Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...

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Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty"...

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Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?

New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...

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Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling

London - (Putters): She's blonde, leggy, beautiful, an accomnplished golfer and a former supple-bodied international rhythmic gymnastics champion. But as the fur continued to fly this week anchor Gabby Logan, 34, vehemently denied any sordid lin...

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'Tiger Babes' nude calendar a Christmas best-seller

Just in time for Christmas, twelve of Tiger Woods' mistresses rolled out a calendar which features one of them 'in the buff' for each month in 2010. 'Too bad the year doesn't have 14 months', said Mark Reacher, vice president of XXX-Rated Calendar...

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Tiger sex scandal: Oral Roberts drops dead from shock!

California - (Canny Linguist): Ten days media saturation of Tiger Woods shagging filth has proved too much for crusading tv proselytizer Oral Roberts. He dropped dead during a news broadcast about a lurid sex act between Tiger Woods and Orlando fu...

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The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

CRYSTAL CITY, Texas - Tiger Woods was in Crystal City, Texas, which is known as The Spinach Capital of The World. The champion golfer had gone there to see about purchasing an 18-wheeler load of spinach, which he says is his favorite side dish.

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Elin Nordegren Visits Tiger In Mississippi - Says She Probably Won't Divorce The Man Ho

HATTIESBURG, Mississippi - Elin Nordegren traveled to the Delta state to visit her husband, Tiger Woods, who is in rehab to cure him of Dickaliticus, which is the inherent urge to try and poke every white female of pokeable age. Elin, who still an...

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Elin In Sweden, Twin Sister, Josefin, At Florida Home

With all the confusion with the emergency vehicles yesterday and the fact that it was Tiger Woods mother-in-law who left in the first emergency, some of it has been sorted out at least. Apparently, Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren and his two children...

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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...

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Tiger Woods Wife Elin Not Wearing Wedding Ring As Tiger Runs Around The Outside Of House!

Tiger Woods wife was spotted in Sweden over the weekend sans her wedding ring so things haven't changed that much it appears after the two went there to get away from the circus here. Also, Tiger was reportedly seen wearing one of Elin's outfits t...

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