Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...Read full story
Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic
VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...Read full story
Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...Read full story
Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's
Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty"...Read full story
Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey
TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...Read full story
"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1
Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...Read full story
Sperm From Tiger Woods Stolen At Clinic According To Fired Employee
Donald Henderson, until recently employed by a clinic in Mississippi, says that while Tiger Woods was there for sex therapy that some of the doctors there secretly had frozen some sperm. "They think I didn't see what they were up to", stated the f...Read full story
Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?
New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...Read full story
Julie Postle, Tiger Mistress No#666, heads Orlando's Bad Girls Club
Orlando, Fla - (Nutz for Prophet): "Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is one of the Bad Girls Club specialities!" gorgeous blue-eyed blonde charity funraiser Julie Postle said today. Twenty two year-old Postle, 34DD-22-34, was named today as Tiger Wood...Read full story
Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling
London - (Putters): She's blonde, leggy, beautiful, an accomnplished golfer and a former supple-bodied international rhythmic gymnastics champion. But as the fur continued to fly this week anchor Gabby Logan, 34, vehemently denied any sordid lin...Read full story
Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela
South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after an accident in which a vuvuzela was inser...Read full story
Caddie Gives "Full Support for Tiger Woods"
From his home in New Zealand, a caddie stated today that he "fully supports Tiger" while he wrestles with Elin Woods over his harem of blond shankster girls. The caddy, a major sidekick sportster dude from his million dollar a year job with Wood...Read full story
New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!
With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...Read full story
African American Men Happy With Tiger Reinforcing Stereotypes
The Organization of Black American Men in America (OBAMA) expressed satisfaction with news reports of Tiger Wood's infidelity. According the OBAMA president Yo Diddy, "Tiger was negating all stereotypes about Black men like 'all black men cheat' by...Read full story
Tiger counter-sues 'tarnished trophy wife'
Orlando, Fla - (Bonkers): Golf legend Tiger Woods is counter-suing wife Elin in a divorce petition accusing her of tarnishing his reputation. "Ain't a ho alive would've treated my client so shabbily," attorney-at-law Randy F Buckskin commented tod...Read full story
Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing
After getting one suit thrown out of court, porn star Devon James is still trying to get money from Tiger Woods, even though DNA evidence has cleared Tiger once. She has filed new court documents asking another judge to force Tiger to submit DNA e...Read full story
Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods
Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...Read full story