Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person
Florida - (Sporting Spoof) New Saudi-backed LIV pro golf league will be getting a big brown package delivered, in the form of a pro golfer that looks exactly like a UPS delivery person. UPS sponsored golf pro, Louis Oosthuizen, has agreed to wear…
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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...
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Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"
Tiger Woods has defended Andy Murray after Roger Federer's unprovoked verbal volley against the British tennis player's lack of looks.
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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...
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Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
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Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!
Loredana Jolie (no relation) on her high whorse about Tiger shagging threesomes
Tiger Woods receives message from Betty Boop
Tiger Woods - Derek Jeter Gay Sexcapades Exposes Bi-Sexual Tiger
Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods
Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women
Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship
Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon
The Tiger, The Lionman & Mr Sheen
Tiger Woods Marries Rachel Uchitel!
Tiger counter-sues 'tarnished trophy wife'
Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

Tiger Woods goes up against the odds
BBZ New: It has been reported that, Tiger Woods, is fighting against a monetary scam created to extract millions of dollars from his deep pocket. With all the disloyalty and extortion Woods has experienced in his life, he has come of age. He's rea…
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Eddie Murphy stars in a Hilarious Movie about Golf and it's Downfalls
Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Movie goers everywhere are eagerly awaiting the release of a movie in the making regarding the Tiger Woods dilemma. Starring in this blockbuster, comedy will be Eddie Murphy as Tiger Woods and Cameron Diaz as...
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Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident
The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…
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Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!
Tiger Woods was his old self on the golf course yesterday and maybe it's because he is once more anchored, really anchored to reality. What happened? Several people have reported that Tiger is being seen around Florida lately with actress Kate...
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Tiger Woods Wins Player of the Year
Miami Beach, FL - Tiger Woods won the Player of the Year Award today from the prestigious Playboys Of America Club. 'If anyone ever deserved the damn thing, he does. Man, he had some fine babes wrapped around his little [censored]' stated Barney...
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Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface
LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...
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Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie
Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname," attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today. "Ms Loredana Jolie - that's French for 'pretty' - has dragged my clients' name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita...
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Tiger Joke Smells Fishy: Sorry He Handed Justin Thomas A Tampon
BILLINGSGATE POST: This just goes to prove, once and for all, that feminists have no sense of humor. And you don’t have to be female to be a feminist. In fact, anyone can bend their gender and be offended by just about anything. That’s why men are…
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Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!
Orlando, Florida - (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills. Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed b...
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Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA
In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...
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Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained
The questions surrounding the mystery of Tiger Woods' car accident may have moved closer to being answered. Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has stated she believes her husband has been abducted by aliens, and the man who she found unconcious on the ro...
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Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant. Senior Spoof Writer Abel...
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Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce
Sources close to Elin Nordegren are drip feeding us with snippets of information which appear to suggest that Elin Nordegren will initiate divorce proceedings against errant husband Tiger Woods. We cannot stress too highly here that the news we're...
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Iris Robinson, Tiger Woods, and John Edwards: Birds of a Feather
Ever since revelations about Iris Robinson's liaisons with well-hung boys, she has been virtually invisible...until now. The former MP, MLA and councilor of Northern Ireland has been discovered by paparazzi enrolled in the infamously posh sexual add...
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Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"
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Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!
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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
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Tiger Woods Wins Player of the Year
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Iris Robinson, Tiger Woods, and John Edwards: Birds of a Feather
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Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
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Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident
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Tiger Woods goes up against the odds
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Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person
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Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA
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Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained
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Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie
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Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
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Eddie Murphy stars in a Hilarious Movie about Golf and it's Downfalls
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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
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Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!
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Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
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Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface
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Tiger Joke Smells Fishy: Sorry He Handed Justin Thomas A Tampon