Funny story - Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...

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Funny story - Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic

Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic

VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...

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Funny story - Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty"...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...

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Funny story - "Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...

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Funny story - Sperm From Tiger Woods Stolen At Clinic According To Fired Employee

Sperm From Tiger Woods Stolen At Clinic According To Fired Employee

Donald Henderson, until recently employed by a clinic in Mississippi, says that while Tiger Woods was there for sex therapy that some of the doctors there secretly had frozen some sperm. "They think I didn't see what they were up to", stated the f...

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Funny story - Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?

Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?

New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...

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Funny story - Julie Postle, Tiger Mistress No#666, heads Orlando's Bad Girls Club

Julie Postle, Tiger Mistress No#666, heads Orlando's Bad Girls Club

Orlando, Fla - (Nutz for Prophet): "Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is one of the Bad Girls Club specialities!" gorgeous blue-eyed blonde charity funraiser Julie Postle said today. Twenty two year-old Postle, 34DD-22-34, was named today as Tiger Wood...

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Funny story - Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling

Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling

London - (Putters): She's blonde, leggy, beautiful, an accomnplished golfer and a former supple-bodied international rhythmic gymnastics champion. But as the fur continued to fly this week anchor Gabby Logan, 34, vehemently denied any sordid lin...

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Funny story - Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after an accident in which a vuvuzela was inser...

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Funny story - Caddie Gives "Full Support for Tiger Woods"

Caddie Gives "Full Support for Tiger Woods"

From his home in New Zealand, a caddie stated today that he "fully supports Tiger" while he wrestles with Elin Woods over his harem of blond shankster girls. The caddy, a major sidekick sportster dude from his million dollar a year job with Wood...

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Funny story - New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods has defended Andy Murray after Roger Federer's unprovoked verbal volley against the British tennis player's lack of looks.

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Funny story - African American Men Happy With Tiger Reinforcing Stereotypes

African American Men Happy With Tiger Reinforcing Stereotypes

The Organization of Black American Men in America (OBAMA) expressed satisfaction with news reports of Tiger Wood's infidelity. According the OBAMA president Yo Diddy, "Tiger was negating all stereotypes about Black men like 'all black men cheat' by...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods presented himself with a real problem in the third round here at the Augusta Masters in Georgia, when he inadvertently broke his arm whilst trying to carve his way out of some trees after...

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Funny story - Tiger counter-sues 'tarnished trophy wife'

Tiger counter-sues 'tarnished trophy wife'

Orlando, Fla - (Bonkers): Golf legend Tiger Woods is counter-suing wife Elin in a divorce petition accusing her of tarnishing his reputation. "Ain't a ho alive would've treated my client so shabbily," attorney-at-law Randy F Buckskin commented tod...

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Funny story - Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing

Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing

After getting one suit thrown out of court, porn star Devon James is still trying to get money from Tiger Woods, even though DNA evidence has cleared Tiger once. She has filed new court documents asking another judge to force Tiger to submit DNA e...

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Funny story - 2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

Tiger Woods, the world no. 1 golfer, has it all to do in the final round of the 2008 British Open Golf Championships at Royal Birkdale today. The American is well down the leaderboard, and will have to play the round of his l...

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Funny story - Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...

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