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18 October 2019

BBC Sport win rights to broadcast Tiger Woods' caddy's wife putting the shopping away

BBC Sport announced, last night, that they have made a successful bid to screen Tiger Woods' caddy's wife, Brenda, putting the shopping away on the final day of this year's Open Championship at Portrush in Northern Island. A spokesman for the BBC...

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Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The once popular and proud sports "Wave" has now been replaced by the attention-getting and the downright smarting "Taser." Last week two Philadelphia Phillies fans ran onto the field on different days and were chased all o...

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Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA

In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...

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More 'Climategate' emails released - fresh scandal erupts

Ever since the 'Climategate' scandal broke in mid-November, many have noted that the e-mails and associated computer codes and files appear to have been 'cherry-picked'. That is to say, they are not a random sample of correspondence. 'Someone spe...

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Tiger Woods Sex Addict

(Hattiesburg-MS) The John Edwards of the PGA tour, Tiger Woods, has reportedly entered the Pine Grove Behavioral Health And Addiction Clinic, which specializes in sexual addiction. Woods is reported to have had as many as 18 mistresses. According...

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Ricky Martin Finally Admits It - He Was Livin' La Gay Vida Loca

NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, going back to his singing days in the boy band Menudo, and later in the older boy band Caldo, and presently in the male band Los Taquitos, Ricky Martin has announced in his official web site that he is...

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Tiger Woods Spotted Drifting on Giant Iceberg

Elin Woods Goes To College To Study Abnormal Behavior!

I'm Having a Damn Ball

David Beckham tells wife he wants to be Tiger Woods for Halloween

Tiger Woods "Titanium Tiger" Sternum Implants Approved By World Golf Rules Committee

Tiger Woods Wins First Golf Tournament In Two Years - Celebrates With A White Blonde

Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

'Golf Cup Filth for Ireland' haunts Tiger marriage?

Tiger Woods 'apology' performance nominated for "Best Actor" by Oscars committee

Tiger Woods gets his Ass Whipped Twice at the PGA Championship

DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...

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Elin's Handicapp on Tiger: $750M or $352,941.18 Per Adulterous Stroke!

Elin Woods came out a big winner today with the announcement that philandering husband and golf hustler Tiger would be anteing up $750M to pay for his off the course intercourse! GNP in Sweden surged, and stocks climbed there as well on the news.

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Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Reports are surfacing that reclusive Swinger Tiger Woods has actually been sighted in a small Arizona town that houses a little known, but highly used compulsive disorder' clinic for Follywood Elite. The town, population 6500, can not be named for...

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Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...

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Julian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters

BILLINGSGATE POST: That bearded guy pushing Tiger Woods’ mother aside so he could be the first to hug Tiger after he holed his putt at Augusta seemed familiar. Wearing the same pajamas he was seen wearing as he was escorted from the Ecuadorian Emba...

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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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If I was Tiger's Wife...

Entertainment for the Masses- Thinking of the many millions available to me If I were Mrs. Tiger Woods, I would: Start by having a new prenuptial drawn up FOR ME, stating what happens to all the bucks now that would have been shared. 1. Anything I buy, cars,yachts,real estate would only be in my name and not to be divided should we divide. 2. I am allowed to withdraw any amount of m...

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Ear of the Tiger

First, there was the photo showing Tiger Woods missing front tooth. Now, a more recent photo shows that Tiger is also missing his left ear. When asked about it by a reporter, Tiger nonchalantly shrugged it off saying, "It's due to a shaving acc...

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Tiger - Lucrative New Sponsorship Deals

Fears that Tiger's recent naughtiness would dent his earnings proved unfounded when his details of latest sponsorship deals emerged this week. National Windshield Replacement Services are amongst the new deals, along with Band Aid makers Johnson a...

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Kate Middleton's Tiger shagging gets her red card for royal Christmas

Sandringham, Norfuk - (Bonkers): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton's been banned from the annual shindig. A last minute deal with UK tabloids shred the Tiger shagging photos taken at a Gleneagles cathouse earlier this year. In return the m...

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The Tiger, The Lionman & Mr Sheen

The Tiger alias Tiger Woods the Lionman Craig Busch and Mr Sheen alias Charlie Sheen have to meet to discuss their downfall caused by their treatment of women. Tiger Woods the worlds greatest golfer is in a lot of trouble because he has had more b...

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Tiger Woods Writers For TheSpoof May Be Taken To Safe House

A report has came out this morning that several, if not all, of TheSpoof writers may have to be relocated to a "safe house" as Tiger defenders might turn to violence. "I hate to see it done but TheSpoof must protect its people", stated a rep for t...

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Nobody Can Quite Believe Tiger Woods Has Won The Augusta Masters!

It was the stuff of fairytales, for sure, as Tiger Woods came back from years in the golfing wilderness after crippling back injuries, to beat all the odds that were stacked against him, and come out on top in the 2019 US Masters at Augusta on Sunday...

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Nude Tiger Pics: Playgirl Taking Close Look!

It looks like the rumors of a naked Tiger Woods in photos that will probably be purchased by Playgirl Magazine may be genuine. One spokesman for the magazine, Denny Larmarco, has apparently confirmed that the online magazine has received photos cl...

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