Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"
Tiger Woods says he's going after another green jacket at the Master's Championship in Augusta, Georgia. Five green jackets weren't enough; he wanted an even half-dozen. He loves the sport and is welcome back after a harrowing automobile accident in…
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...
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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...
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Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident
The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…
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Cori Rist or Cori List in new Tiger shagging twist?
New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...
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Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World
Sure Tiger Woods won the Buick Open for the third time Sunday, but the big news Monday is about that Tiger Woods fart on live camera. I guess that's the Tiger roar for another victory so expect to hear some more manly farts throughout the year. At...
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Tiger Woods - Derek Jeter Gay Sexcapades Exposes Bi-Sexual Tiger
Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal
World Watches Words from a Wounded Tiger
Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus
Tiger not out of the Woods yet
Tiger Woods Sues NHL for Celebration Plagiarism
Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"
Woman With Ramshackle Ovaries, Clapboard Breasts Sues Tiger
Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA
The Tiger Dudes Siegfried and Roy Finally Retire
Tiger Woods says it started with a kiss

Tiger Woods drops golf, launches porn career
Tiger Woods, whose unparalleled golf career has made him the first to top $1 billion in championship earnings, is dropping golf as a career -- and launching a new career in the porn industry. In addition to career winnings, Woods' prowess on the...
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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...
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Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?
HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...
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Tiger Woods Puts His Wrecked 2010 Black Cadillac Escalade SUV On eBay
ORLANDO - Tiger Woods has reportedly placed his 2010 black Cadillac Escalade SUV which was involved in that Thanksgiving Day hit and run on eBay. Tigers manager Upton Courtquist stated that due to the vast amounts of possible out-of-court settleme...
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Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
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Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface
LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...
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Tiger and Charlie Woods – Like Father, Like Son
ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Eleven-year-old Charlie Woods has the greatest golf coach in the world - his daddy, Eldrick Tont Woods, (aka Tiger Woods). Tiger told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated that his little boy first pick…
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Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating
In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...
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Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars
It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...
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Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened
Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson created a sensation yesterday as they attended the weigh-in for their November 23 match that has been dubbed 'The Match'. As the two stood eye-to-eye, stripped bare to the waist, the atmosphere was so thick with tens...
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Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic
VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...
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Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors
Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...
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Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game. But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in th…
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Tripp-shot artist hoped for eagle
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Journalists run out of 'Tiger' cliches for headlines
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Joslyn James: is Elin Nordegren Tiger's very own Debbie Rowe?
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Tiger Takes To The Woods
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Razor Sponsor Cuts Tiger Woods - TW Branded Eager Beaver Razor Project Shelved
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Santa's Naughty List Hacked
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Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"
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Ryder Cup Tiger Woods Canadian Foley as Canada Legalizes Prostitution
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Charlie Sheen Seen With The Sexy Elin Nordegren
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Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria
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Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"
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Tiger Woods Breaks Arm
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Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!
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Gabby Logan rubbishes Tiger fling
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Tiger Woods Left Endorsing John Daly Golf Shoes
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Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren Spotted Together At Golf Course Near Clinic
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Jesse James' dick falls off!
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Tiger Woods Breaks His Penis
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Lindsey Vonn Is Very Upset With Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods Announces That He Will Legally Be Changing His Nickname