Louis Farrakhan predicts Tiger conversion to Islam

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Sluts like these are a complete waste of money Farrakhan has warned

New York - (Bigamists Anonymous): The Nation of Islam mouthpiece told a packed audience today he believes Tiger Woods will ditch his buddhism 'very soon' and convert like Cassius Clay.

"Fornicatin with apostate hos is a grave spiritual error," Farakhan warned the congregation, "and wastes money on dumb white broads.

"Roots of that philandering lie buried in false prophecy," Farrakhan added.

"A man's gotta have four wives to keep him from strayin in hell's fleshpots."

Woods, 34, is a self-avowed buddhist. His sporting philosophy has been traced to buddhist mantras on control of the ego as well as simple pelvic exercised to prolong an erection.

Last year he denied wanting to go down on - er, denied wanting to go down the Michael Jackson path! - branding the singer's flirtation with Islam as one of the worst jokes in all of Motown.

Elin Woods is a devout Methodist.

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