Tiger's, Tapes & Toddlers, Oh My!

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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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With a new bigger news release everyday it seems, there are now rumors of a video of Tiger Woods and one of his partners and maybe even more than two official little Tiger cubs running around.

A little over a month ago, no one would have believed what's happened to the golf great since Thanksgiving weekend, except perhaps the one hundred or so that apparently have been involved. Now blond ladies are not only coming forward, they may be leading or holding children that aren't so blond.

Of course, with the rumor mills going wild, who knows? But look what's happening in the news day after day after day.

One fan interviewed on UP2 said that Tiger needs to get out and win some tournaments so that everyone will forget all this stuff.

Are you kidding? How is Tiger going to concentrate with every blond in the crowd waving at him and trying to get in on the money?

Now the sex video is being talked about. That and all the children he may have, are the latest.

To quote another fan, or perhaps former fan, "Video? There may be a whole boxed set by now the way this is going!"

So we'll have to see what the latest will bring. As expressed by a popular news site on the internet this morning, tune in tomorrow for "As The Golf Ball Turns".

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