Spotted Dick Back On The Menu!

Written by Gordo Plenty

Monday, 21 December 2009

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This is not Spotted Dick, but it wishes it was.

New York - Spotted Dick has found a new place in the hearts and stomachs of an ever growing portion of the population of the world.

Spotted Dick is a steamed suet pudding with dried fruit and normally served with custard. Its popularity had been falling off steadily for the last 80 years or so but it has found a resurgence in popularity with women in particular over the last week.

'Seems it has something to do with an article about Tiger Woods from last week', said Bertram Burke, head chef at Dingleberry's on Fostwick.

Also brought up was an article mentioning Rachel Uchitel.

Tiger Woods was unavailable for comment as of the writing of this article.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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