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DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Funny story: DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Tiger Woods may be out of the Voyager Tournament as details are emerging in the DUI arrest of the golfing legend: Apparently Woods was passed out and stalled in the fast lane of Intergalactic Highway Q451 West. Intergalactic Highway Police respond...

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Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Funny story: Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head. The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thr...

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Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

Funny story: Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...

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PGA Won't Let Tiger Use His Dick As Putter

Funny story: PGA Won't Let Tiger Use His Dick As Putter

Dublin, Ohio - The day after shooting the worst round in his illustrious golfing career, an 85, at Jack Nicklaus's Memorial Tourny, Tiger Woods' caddie told our man on the scene, Chip Fairway, that his boss's mental frustrations on the course all ste...

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Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Funny story: Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Olympic Downhill Ski great, Lindsay Vonn, assured worldwide golf fans that her boyfriend, Tiger Woods, and his glutes, were fully activated in preparation for the 79th Master's Golf Tournament taking place this week. This in speculation, after Tiger...

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Ear of the Tiger

First, there was the photo showing Tiger Woods missing front tooth. Now, a more recent photo shows that Tiger is also missing his left ear. When asked about it by a reporter, Tiger nonchalantly shrugged it off saying, "It's due to a shaving acc...

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Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Funny story: Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir. The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to d...

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Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Funny story: Tiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014

Tiger Woods will headline the inaugural TEPCO Fukushima Open Golf Championship at the Jack Nicklaus newly designed Fukushima National Golf Course in Fukushima, Japan, the Japan Golf Tour Organisation announced today, April 10, 2014. The Fukushima Ope...

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Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

Funny story: Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

LAS VEGAS - Legendary golfer Tiger Woods recently talked with a reporter with The Sports Bet Gazette about his recurring back problem. Woods told Zorro La Bamba with SBG that his back had been feeling okay up until a few days ago. La Bamba aske...

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Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...

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The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

Funny story: The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

CRYSTAL CITY, Texas - Tiger Woods was in Crystal City, Texas, which is known as The Spinach Capital of The World. The champion golfer had gone there to see about purchasing an 18-wheeler load of spinach, which he says is his favorite side dish.

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Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Funny story: Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

PEORIA, Illinois - Tiger Woods visited Peoria on a golf shoe promotion trip. He was asked by a local reporter if the rumor that he was going to retire from golf at the end of this year was true. Tiger smiled and replied "Yes and no." He then...

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Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...

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Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story: Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine. Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle...

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Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

Funny story: Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...

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Lindsey Vonn Is Very Upset With Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods

CHICAGO - Olympic Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn was in the Windy City visiting one of her high school teachers when she was approached by a sports reporter. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily asked the good-looking blonde about her rel...

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Tiger's Wood Branded Line Of Golf Gear Sales On Decline

Tiger Woods line of golf clubs, balls, and accessories, "Tiger's Wood" has taken quite a hit in the most recent quarter. Sales of the brand have decreased dramatically in the last couple of terms. A spokesperson for the company stated, "We are hi...

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Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

Funny story: Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

KANSAS CITY - Tiger Woods was visiting a former caddy in Kansas City when he was asked about his upcoming golf clinic in Damascus, Syria. Woods grinned and shook his head as he said that needless to say that baby has been cancelled permanently due...

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