Tiger Woods Doctor Was Arrested For Carrying Growth Hormone At Canadian Border

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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

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Despite the Tiger taking off and hiding in the jungle where a pursuer could get clubbed -and not necessarily from Tiger -more and more crap seems to be coming to the surface.

Now it's being reported that his Canadian doctor, Dr. Anthony Galea, was taken into custody two months ago by Toronto police after he was found carrying human growth hormone (HGH) and Actovegin in his bag at the border of the U.S. and Canada in September.

This is according to a story in the New York Times.

Next out today was that Tiger was also still seeing old time favorite, 40-something, Theresea Rodgers, a favorite of his before meeting his wife, Elin. She (Rodgers) seems to have hired the same attorney as Rachel Uchitel.

Maybe there will be a 'class action' suit once they get all the gals together!

After admitting "infidelity" on his website and announcing a hiatus from competitive putting, Tiger remains out of sight.

Perhaps he needs to come out and do a benefit golf tournament for one Eldrick Tont Woods.

Meanwhile, Basketballing great, Wilt Chamberlain continues to spin in his grave.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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