Funny story - TheSpoof.com Writer Ryan McPherson Threatened With Lawsuits

TheSpoof.com Writer Ryan McPherson Threatened With Lawsuits

Austin, Texas - Well-known TheSpoof.com writer Ryan McPherson has been threatened with defamation lawsuits by at least two government officials. McPherson’s attorney, L. Hester Christopher, made the announcement today. “My client, Mr. McPherson,…

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Funny story - Elon Musk buys The Spoof for under $500

Elon Musk buys The Spoof for under $500

Billionaire attention-seeking arsehole Elon Musk has offered to buy The Spoof website for $420, a reference to Musk's supposed love of marijuana. "I like weed because it's cool," said Musk. "And I'm cool." His real name is Leroy Twatt, but he…

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Funny story - The Spoof Gets Out Spoofed

The Spoof Gets Out Spoofed

Geez! The Spoof was out-spoofed in its most outlandishness and not by the Marks Brothers or The Three Stooges. The Spoof was out-spoofed by a White House deputy press secretary. (But good company!) After his tweet, White House Press Secretary And…

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Funny story - 92-Year-Old Spoof Writer in May/December Romance With Co-ed

92-Year-Old Spoof Writer in May/December Romance With Co-ed

Actually, as I write this, I'm only 91 but by the time it's posted on The Spoof I'll have passed my 92d birthday. But I feel like 20-something again. You see, Alexa came into my life. No, not that Amazon idiot who screws up whatever music I ask he…

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Funny story - Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed

Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed

A man who inadvertently swallowed a watermelon seed last night, has said he is rather concerned over what might happen next. The incident happened around 9:30pm, when Moys Kenwood, 56, was sitting in front of the TV with his family, all watching s...

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Funny story - Local Man Loses Will To Live

Local Man Loses Will To Live

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today emerged from a ten year alcohol induced state of inertia in order to announce to a completely disinterested and uncaring world that he has finally lost the will to live. After working night shifts throughout the…

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Funny story - Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...

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Funny story - TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

In the last few minutes, it's been revealed that, due to the ongoing furore with regard to some rather potentially damaging underage sex allegations, the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has decided to drop all its current associations with the ar...

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Funny story - Another One Of Man's Stories Bites The Dust

Another One Of Man's Stories Bites The Dust

A writer on a satirical news website has recounted how, despite writing for more than 18 hours of each and every single day for the last 12 years, he still can't dredge a story up that might score him some serious pointage. Moys Kenwood, 65, writi...

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Funny story - 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…

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Funny story - Another Bloody Wabbit! - Spoof Writer Distraught.

Another Bloody Wabbit! - Spoof Writer Distraught.

As if one bloody wabbit, cute as it may be, wasn't enough, Spoof writer Skoob1999 today had to take another of the little buggers on board. The wabbits will be leaving the Skoob household on Christmas Eve, and should really be kept in a hutch, outsid...

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Funny story - Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.

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Funny story - Fat Dancing Retard kid who appears in Jesus Budda's avatar calls foul

Fat Dancing Retard kid who appears in Jesus Budda's avatar calls foul

The ugly, fat, stupid looking retarded kid who dances like a beached whale at a spastic convention, and appears as the animated avatar of average writer Jesus Budda, has demanded that the image be removed from public display. 'Little' Jimmy Bastar...

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Funny story - Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...

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Funny story - The Return of Spoof Writer Abel Rodriguez

The Return of Spoof Writer Abel Rodriguez

I started writing for Mark Lowton's Spoof back in 2004. I left the Spoof in 2014. And for the past six years I have been living up in Penguinville, Alaska. This little quaint Eskimo fishing village is just a stone's throw from the North Pole. I...

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Funny story - Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men

Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men

Literary, fat homosexual men are celebrating today, having found the website of their dreams: TheSpoof.com, a satirical news website with a more-than-average number of gay subscribers. Many of them found the site through a gay dating agency Gay Ch...

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods

Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…

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Funny story - Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...

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Funny story - Revealed: Speed Cameras - The Official Government Policy

Revealed: Speed Cameras - The Official Government Policy

A Government paper leaked to The Spoof has shown that speed cameras have been highly concentrated in certain areas, so as to deliberately cause more road accidents in others.

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Funny story - Warning Signs wot I noticed today...

Warning Signs wot I noticed today...

I awoke, and perused the warning signs on my morning medications before taking them: Warnings: If you miss dose and it is close to the time for your next dose, miss that one... Do not give to children or and adolescents below 18 years of age... Possible Side Effects: (To numerous to mention) If you take more ........ than you should go to the nearest Hospital A&E... Do not stop...

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