Spoof writer finds human remains in drawer of Writers Desk
A new member of the writing team on The Spoof online humour site has revealed that he discovered human remains in the top drawer of his writing desk just hours after joining the community last week. Toby Dell, 35, a forklift truck engineer from Wh...Read full story
Trump Proclaims: "The Spoof" Is The Most Legitimate News Source
We've heard all of the claims of fake news, manufactured by mainstream news outlets, throughout President Trump's term. So who does POTUS trust for REAL news? You guessed it! The Spoof gets a big nod of approval from the most powerful person in the w...Read full story
Bad Poetry: Is it All That Bad?! Does it Deserve a Corner?
Bad Poetry Corner Twas 2090 and on Mark's deaf bed Not a brain cell was stirring His Blackberry was dead; All the stock in the Spoof was at a $.99 Per share, with no Bad Poetry Corner The readers didn't care When up on the roof there arose such a Clatter Mark sprung from his bed of nails to see what was the matter THen what to his dottering eyes should appear but Fergus McCarth...Read full story
Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"
Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they? Apparently by now you all have heard about the Zellweger/Chesney annulment. Us here at The Spoof have just found out from Renee herself that the wedding was a scheme to get back at her exboyfrie...Read full story
Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer
The UK's leading designer and manufacturer of quality headgear, Onme Edson, of the Ilkley Moor Hat Firm Inc of Spewing Malden Mill, Dorking, today announced that old hats are old hat, and that anybody who's anybody in the world today is investing in...Read full story
Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"
WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...Read full story
Giggle All Set To Take Over From Google As #1 Search Engine
A new internet search engine launched here in the UK is all set to blow Google out of the water. Giggle, based in the West Yorkshire town of Batley promises unceasing hilarity for over a billion potential internet users. Giggle is the brainchil...Read full story
Woody Pulps Highly Critical of The Spoof
As a new reader of and writer for The Spoof, I have been reading the articles and find them to be very funny, but I must admit that I am quiet apalled by the many speling mistakes and typos that abbound everywhere. Ostensably the writers have had at least a grammer school eduction and should be able to use good grammer and spell good to. Aparently this is not the case.Read full story
Humane Society Turns Out to Honour Skoob at Historic Birthday Bash: Bar Stool Retired!
A horde of international revelers turned out to honour Spoof prodigy Skoob 1999 as he was feted, ironically on his birthday, for his contribution to humanity and for his untiring efforts to preserve free speech and back yard wild life. The celebr...Read full story
AI Can't Beat The Spoof With Stories
Various AI systems have been shown to write amazingly believable fake news, but in a survey people overwhelmingly believe The Spoof website can outperform the fastest AI. "I've read tons of shit The Spoof puked out and I'm telling you, nothing cou...Read full story
Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...Read full story
Georgian invasion timed to match TheSpoof.com holiday
Washington--The genocide against South Ossetian citizens was timed not to coincide with the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, but with the holiday break at influential news outlet TheSpoof.com, it was revealed today. Jeff Shamalamavilli, who...Read full story
Born to Spoof New Beginnings CH 3: The U-Tube
"Release the earthworms!" shouted Mark with a maniacal laugh, at the 40 something writers chained to each other in the tunnel. Each opened up styrofoam cups of dirt and worms and dumped them into the darkness of the tunnel in front of them. The thousands of earthworms lay in clumps clinging to one another, barely moving. An enraged Mark shrieked at the writers, "Why aren't they bloody well digg...Read full story
Spoof Writer Declares for Free Agency; Hopes to be Offered $$$Millions by Rivals!
After years of toiling for peanuts, yea, less than peanuts if truth be told, a noted Spoof Writer today announced his free agency from The Spoof.Com and said he is putting himself on the 'open market' and encourages 'all reasonable offers." Whilst bidding for top NBA stars commences in the Colonies today, with Super Star Lebron James amongst the most coveted, with offered salaries approaching $...Read full story
Chapter the Ninth: Breakout
A dedication to Abel Rodriguez and Bureau A voice whispering into my ear as a slow line of raindrops beat against my forehead... The feel of duck tape being bound against my wrists... The slow wafting of Mozart's Symphonies from an abandoned grammaphone... The blindfold was whipped off, and the darkness which had engulfed me was banished. Someone was holding a torch directly in my line...Read full story
San Francisco Onion Accepts 'Featured Writer' Accolades
Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness, Mr. Lawton, Excellencies, Ladies and Gentlemen: I accept these noble and prized accolades for having randomly achieved Featured Writer status at a moment when hundreds of U.S. and U.K. citizens are engaged in a creative endeavor to make us laugh at the world - and despite the world - around us. I accept these accolades on behalf of writers that move with deter...Read full story
Spoof Writers Demand That Skoob1999 Be Banned From The Spoof Website
A delegation of leading spoof writers for internationally acclaimed satirical website, TheSpoof.co.uk have joined forces in lobbying the site owner, Mark Lowton, demanding that Martin Shuttlecock, aka Skoob1999 be banned from the site indefinitely.Read full story
Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect
Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...Read full story
Just Will I Am
Will and The Set - his gang - Douglas, Ginger, and Eric, were enjoying the school hols. Taking advantage of an unusually rain free summer, they were sitting in the Den, in the Bluebell Woods, reading a bunch of magazines which they'd shoplifted from the newsagent's earlier that morning as they tried to work out what to do next. "Any ideas, me fine mateys?" Will ventured, glancing briefly up fro...Read full story