Funny story: Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed

Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed

A man who inadvertently swallowed a watermelon seed last night, has said he is rather concerned over what might happen next. The incident happened around 9:30pm, when Moys Kenwood, 56, was sitting in front of the TV with his family, all watching s...

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Funny story: The Return of Spoof Writer Abel Rodriguez

The Return of Spoof Writer Abel Rodriguez

I started writing for Mark Lowton's Spoof back in 2004. I left the Spoof in 2014. And for the past six years I have been living up in Penguinville, Alaska. This little quaint Eskimo fishing village is just a stone's throw from the North Pole. I...

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Funny story: The Continued Presence Of A Whole Swathe Of Other Spoof Writers

The Continued Presence Of A Whole Swathe Of Other Spoof Writers

The news last week that one of TheSpoof.com's foremost writers from the past, Abel Rodriguez, had made his long-awaited return to the site, coupled with the unapologetically self-promotional offering to announce that fact, (The Return Of Spoof Writer...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

There was the worst news possible for health officials fearing a mutation of the Coronavirus today, as it emerged that the virus had managed to infect an online satirical news website, sending contributors into a panic. TheSpoof.com reported it wa...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Reds in an £80million deal last July, is one of the most popular footballers in the world at the moment, but that hasn't stopped some 'journalists' chuntering about the amount of pr...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

In the last few minutes, it's been revealed that, due to the ongoing furore with regard to some rather potentially damaging underage sex allegations, the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has decided to drop all its current associations with the ar...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Book On Amazon Was A Bit Pricey

Spoof Writer's Book On Amazon Was A Bit Pricey

A man who was looking into the affairs of a writer on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, was astonished to find that a book written by that writer was listed on www.Amazon.com at a rather pricey $965.90, which took some believing, I can tell y...

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Funny story: New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother

New England Patriots' Tom Brady Urges Spoof Writer Not To Bother

New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, fresh from an embarrassing 27-24 home defeat at the hands of the Miami Dolphins yesterday, which pitches the team into their first post-season Wild Card game since 2009, has warned journalists not to write...

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Funny story: Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...

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Funny story: The Onion Steals Johnny Shlep From The Spoof: Highway Robbery!

The Onion Steals Johnny Shlep From The Spoof: Highway Robbery!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Former TheSpoof.com writer Johnny Shlep has been proffered an offer he couldn’t refuse. The Onion, an American satirical digital media company located in Chicago, announced that Johnny Shlep, formally one of the elite writers for...

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Funny story: Man Describes Himself As An Organ Grinder

Man Describes Himself As An Organ Grinder

A medical man has raised eyebrows in literary circles this morning, and done himself no favors whatsoever, by casually and misguidedly referring to his good self as an 'organ grinder'. The literary doctor, who must remain nameless, labelled himsel...

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Funny story: Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Hot Soccer announcer Skoob1999, appearing without co-host Erin Andrews who was reportedly out with a bad case of goose bumps due to an extended case of recorded nakedness, landed "a big one" in the aftermath of bloodletting at the management level of...

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Funny story: Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer

Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer

The UK's leading designer and manufacturer of quality headgear, Onme Edson, of the Ilkley Moor Hat Firm Inc of Spewing Malden Mill, Dorking, today announced that old hats are old hat, and that anybody who's anybody in the world today is investing in...

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Funny story: Man Writes Spoof Story About Spoof Stories About Men Doing Stuff

Man Writes Spoof Story About Spoof Stories About Men Doing Stuff

A local man has written a Spoof story about the many Spoof stories recently appearing in The Spoof that are being written with headlines including the word Man. "I was inspired by all these stories with titles like Local Man Buys New Toaster, Man...

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Funny story: Drunk Fool Falls Off Bicycle - Confronted By Blonde Bimbo

Drunk Fool Falls Off Bicycle - Confronted By Blonde Bimbo

We've just heard that a drunk English idiot today fell off his bike, becoming entangled in a shrubbery type bush before emerging wearing a scratched face and a stupid grin. The idiot, allegedly a contributor to satirical website theSpoof.com who c...

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Funny story: Auto-Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims "Nipple Slip" pop star Mark Lowton

Auto-Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims "Nipple Slip" pop star Mark Lowton

A new automated submissions system is being trialled on The Spoof website to help writers add in all the required tagging information to their stories. Over the last few years, writers submitting a story on the site have had to complete a form, en...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...

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Funny story: The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...

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