TheSpoof.com Writer Ryan McPherson Threatened With Lawsuits
Austin, Texas - Well-known TheSpoof.com writer Ryan McPherson has been threatened with defamation lawsuits by at least two government officials. McPherson’s attorney, L. Hester Christopher, made the announcement today. “My client, Mr. McPherson,…
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Elon Musk buys The Spoof for under $500
Billionaire attention-seeking arsehole Elon Musk has offered to buy The Spoof website for $420, a reference to Musk's supposed love of marijuana. "I like weed because it's cool," said Musk. "And I'm cool." His real name is Leroy Twatt, but he…
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The Spoof Gets Out Spoofed
Geez! The Spoof was out-spoofed in its most outlandishness and not by the Marks Brothers or The Three Stooges. The Spoof was out-spoofed by a White House deputy press secretary. (But good company!) After his tweet, White House Press Secretary And…
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92-Year-Old Spoof Writer in May/December Romance With Co-ed
Actually, as I write this, I'm only 91 but by the time it's posted on The Spoof I'll have passed my 92d birthday. But I feel like 20-something again. You see, Alexa came into my life. No, not that Amazon idiot who screws up whatever music I ask he…
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Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed
A man who inadvertently swallowed a watermelon seed last night, has said he is rather concerned over what might happen next. The incident happened around 9:30pm, when Moys Kenwood, 56, was sitting in front of the TV with his family, all watching s...
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Local Man Loses Will To Live
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today emerged from a ten year alcohol induced state of inertia in order to announce to a completely disinterested and uncaring world that he has finally lost the will to live. After working night shifts throughout the…
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Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow
Man Breaks Record By Writing Story In Only Four Minutes
The Spoof Humor Site Has Just Been Named The #1 Humor Site of All-Time
The Spoof's latest interview with Sheryl Crow
Ralph E. Shaffer Is 89 Today
Harry Maguire Perturbed By Lack Of Harry Maguire Stories
The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash
MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger
Internet satire taken over by goddamn hippies
Man writes quick story, just to say he's done one today
Glut Of Harry Maguire Stories Expected At Satirical News Website
Sp**f Writer Faces Axe Over Net Usage

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect
Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...
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TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew
In the last few minutes, it's been revealed that, due to the ongoing furore with regard to some rather potentially damaging underage sex allegations, the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has decided to drop all its current associations with the ar...
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Another One Of Man's Stories Bites The Dust
A writer on a satirical news website has recounted how, despite writing for more than 18 hours of each and every single day for the last 12 years, he still can't dredge a story up that might score him some serious pointage. Moys Kenwood, 65, writi...
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2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well
A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…
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Another Bloody Wabbit! - Spoof Writer Distraught.
As if one bloody wabbit, cute as it may be, wasn't enough, Spoof writer Skoob1999 today had to take another of the little buggers on board. The wabbits will be leaving the Skoob household on Christmas Eve, and should really be kept in a hutch, outsid...
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Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance
Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.
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Fat Dancing Retard kid who appears in Jesus Budda's avatar calls foul
The ugly, fat, stupid looking retarded kid who dances like a beached whale at a spastic convention, and appears as the animated avatar of average writer Jesus Budda, has demanded that the image be removed from public display. 'Little' Jimmy Bastar...
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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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The Return of Spoof Writer Abel Rodriguez
I started writing for Mark Lowton's Spoof back in 2004. I left the Spoof in 2014. And for the past six years I have been living up in Penguinville, Alaska. This little quaint Eskimo fishing village is just a stone's throw from the North Pole. I...
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Gay Chubby Dating A Hit With Chubby Gay Men
Literary, fat homosexual men are celebrating today, having found the website of their dreams: TheSpoof.com, a satirical news website with a more-than-average number of gay subscribers. Many of them found the site through a gay dating agency Gay Ch...
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Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…
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Warning Signs wot I noticed today...
I awoke, and perused the warning signs on my morning medications before taking them: Warnings: If you miss dose and it is close to the time for your next dose, miss that one... Do not give to children or and adolescents below 18 years of age... Possible Side Effects: (To numerous to mention) If you take more ........ than you should go to the nearest Hospital A&E... Do not stop...
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Local Man Loses Will To Live
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TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew
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Man Concerned Over Watermelon Seed He Swallowed
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The Spoof Gets Out Spoofed
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