Springfield PA-- A silly tosser named Mr. Fish became the first person ever to score over one trillion views on TheSpoof.com website. The severely obsessive-compulsive 'writer' posts exactly 100 insipid 'stories' to the website every single day.
Mr. Fish celebrated the historic event by getting drunk on cheap wine and wanking off to all the naughty pictures and stories on TheSpoof.com. The incredible nerd wished he had friends so he could brag to somebody. Instead, he boasted to total strangers.
"Who gives a sh*t." was the unanimous response.
"Why don't you go see the head doctor again, my love." was Mr. Fish's beloved mother's response to the feat. "Maybe you shoud take a nice, long rest in the funny farm again." said Mommie Weirdest as she sucked on her hookah.
Mr. Fish wasn't deterred by the negative responses. He knew everyone was just jealous.
Some of his 'stories' came to the attention of the local mental health board.
Mr. Fish is now resting comfortably under heavy sedation in The Space Academy for at least the next hundred years!
