Jenny Bigtits, the controversial, heavy-chested new mystery woman of The Spoof, is being sought by various members of the site police, in connection with various offences ranging from abuse and slander to more serious sexual acts with a man under a desk.
The voluptuous vamp, thought to be about 38, joined the satirical news site less than two weeks ago, but has already 'stirred up a hornets nest', by clashing swords with one of the Spoof's most respected writers, Carina-eta.
Carina, the aging but still serviceable favourite from the Frozen North, was involved in a "catfight" with Bigtits which resulted in a frantic search to discover the true identity of the latter, with accusations being wildly, and indiscriminately slung around the forum.
Although the search has thus far proved fruitless, Jesus Budda is the name on everyone's lips, due to having the same initials as the large-bapped one.
Jenny, who claims she has a 42-26-34 figure, has remained tight-lipped over the affair, obviously delighting in the mayhem she has caused.
If caught, however, she faces being banned from the site, after undergoing a not insubstantial 'punishment' from all of the boys, which, doubtless, she will revel in.
