The Spoof's latest interview with Sheryl Crow

Funny story written by Dorry McGuire

Tuesday, 13 July 2004

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Sheryl Crow is popular here among The Spoof, always coming back for new interviews

Our friend Sheryl Crow has recently come back for an interview with our interviewer, Jay McCormack. This time we've asked her a few personal questions, but also things about career, family, and even what she thinks of The Spoof and such. Here is how it went:

The Spoof Interviewer Jay McCormack: "Welcome back, Sheryl Crow. So you're all ready to do this interview?"
Sheryl Crow: "Yes I am."
JM: "Now, you understand, this stuff will be posted on our website at some near future date."
SC: "Yes I do."
JM: "Okay then, lets get started, so how did you feel the first time you came in here for an interview? Nervous? Excited?"
SC: "Nervous, but I was a little mad that day, if you can't remember it was about the nasty Clay Aiken thing. Ughh!! I'm still recovering from that!!"
JM: "So, anyway, how are things going with your boyfriend?"
SC: "Lance? Oh, things are great. He's in second in the Tour de France right now. I'm still hoping he'll get in first though."
JM: "I'm sure of that. Well, anyway, tell me a little bit about your family."
SC: "Which??"
JM: "Whichever one you do."
SC: Well, we'll start with my first. I'm sure you know I was born in Kennett, Missouri and grew up with my Dad and Grandma. I have 2 biological sisters, Kathy and Karen, and a brother named Steven.
JM: "Yes, and what about your other family??"
SC: "I promised to keep them anonymous."
JM: "Okay, but may I ask you this, why did your adopted family have to move to Los Angeles after adopting you??"
SC: "That's where I live, and they wanted to be closer to me, at the same time as me living in my own place."
JM: "Nice, and just for the record, how old are you??"
SC: "I am 42 at the moment."
JM: "And you were adopted this year??"
SC: "Sure, why not?"
JM: "How did you write your debut single?"
SC: "All I Wanna Do?? That was written from a 'sort of' experience I had when I was 18 years old. I was out eating at this restaurant and this really odd looking guy was throwing his drinks around. It was so funny."
JM: "If you could pick anyone in the world for you to be their role model, who would it be?"
SC: "Either my adopted sister or Simon Cowell.
JM: "So, I understand you have had some bad experiences in life. How did you take them??
SC: "Well, pretty good. With my exboyfriend it wasn't so pleasant, but the others were okay."
JM: "Who is your favorite artist of all time??"
SC: "In truth, me!!"
JM: "Well, that's reasonable. Oh goodness, that's all the time we have. Thank you for being a part of this, Sheryl. You are one of the best singers around.
SC: "Thank you. It was my pleasure. I love doing these interviews. I've read a few. Goodness, what is with that Dorry McGuire? She exaggerates everything I've said to you!!
JM: "I don't know, she's only a writer, we do the interviewing. Well, it was a pleasure. Come back soon, Sheryl!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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